Gabriel: I Always Felt Bad For People With Emotionally Distant Fathers.

Gabriel: I always felt bad for people with emotionally distant fathers.

Gabriel: It turns out I'm one of them.

Gabriel: It's a miracle I didn't end up a stripper.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Will: I don’t play favorites

[at the dinner table]

Tessa: Jem, can you pass the salt-

Will: Seriously, Tess! What the hell? You really have the audacity to doubt my beloved Jem’s ability to pass the salt? Let me tell you, James Carstairs is a GOD and he can do everything he sets his beautiful mind to, okay? Never let me hear you say such things again!

Tessa:

Jem:

Charlotte:

Church:

Will, sighing: I’m really sorry you had to go through that, Jem. Just so you know I’m here for you and I love you

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Matthew: I would walk through fire for the Merry Thieves!

Matthew: Well, not FIRE because it’s dangerous, but like a super humid room

Matthew: Not too humid because… you know, my hair

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

me reading cob for the first time: mmhm idk if i like these mcs

clary: *slaps jace for the 10%*

me: you had my interest… but you now you have my love little girl

Me Reading Cob For The First Time: Mmhm Idk If I Like These Mcs

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Tessa: You are an ADULT, Will. It’s your job to keep our children from making stupid decisions like this!

Will: That is true…

Will: … but I was also really curious to see how many donuts James and Lucie can eat in one minute.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

James: *aggressively banging his stele against the desk*

Cordelia: Don’t be mean to the poor thing! How would you like it if I banged you against the desk?

James:

Cordelia:

James: I don’t know the right answer to that question.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Thomas: I have a boyfriend now

Matthew, encouragingly: A boyfriend?

Thomas: [reflexively gives a panicked peace sign]

Matthew: TWO boyfriends?!

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Alec: Hey, you know what?

Kit: What?

Alec: I don’t know, I’m bad at conversation starters

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Will: I found James. He was sleeping while training again.

James: I wasn’t sleeping, someone drugged me!

Will, turning around to Tessa: Cancel that, he was doing drugs.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Matthew: Jamie, what's that note?

Christopher: Bet it's from a girl in the lunchroom who wants a taste of corn dog.

Thomas: Was that a sex joke?

Christopher: It's...

Christopher: ...

Christopher: I don't know, shut up.

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Alec:

Jace: What are you talking about?-

Jace, a second later:

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