James (internally): I Won't Be Awkward Today.

James (internally): I won't be awkward today.

Cordelia: Hey.

James: Good, thanks.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

James: Did you miss me?

Matthew: I always miss you. 24/6.

James: Why not 24/7?

Matthew: I worship Oscar Wilde on Sundays.

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Kit, holding a baby carrot like a cigarette: I’m just… over it, you know?

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Will: I don’t think we thought this through very well…

Jem: I could’ve told you that ten fuck-ups ago.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Mark: Oh shit, a cockroach!

Julian: Well, take off your shoe and kill it!

Mark: *takes shoe off and squashes it with his bare foot*

Julian: NO-

Julian: AND WHY THE FCK WOULD YOU DO THAT??!

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Cordelia: He is probably thinking about other girls…

Lucie: You never know what’s going through a guys mind.

[Meanwhile]

James: If you sat on a voodoo doll of yourself would you ever be able to stand up?

Matthew: Holy shit, bro

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

The Merry Thieves: [searching the beach]

James: Sorry guys, looks like there’s no sand dollars left

Christopher: Can’t the ocean just make more of them?

Matthew: And cause inflation? Destroy the sand economy? By the angel, Christopher, use your head.

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Will: I have a plan

Tessa: Does it involve us not getting into trouble?

Jem: He said he had a plan, not a miracle

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

no but imagine julian finding some of tatiana’s old necromancy stuff and showing them to ty like ‘wow i can’t believe our ancestors would do something like that’ and ty just standing there like ‘yeah couldn’t be me🙄✋’

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Emma: I’m fine.

Julian: No, you’re not fine. How could you possibly be fine? You’ve been STABBED!

Emma: But I’ve been stabbed before, so it’s fine.

Julian: You don’t just develop an immunity to stab wounds!

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Jem, on the verge of tears: You bought me a present?

Kit: Oh, I wouldn’t say “bought” exactly… Let's say I obtained.

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