Cordelia: He is probably thinking about other girls…
Lucie: You never know what’s going through a guys mind.
[Meanwhile]
James: If you sat on a voodoo doll of yourself would you ever be able to stand up?
Matthew: Holy shit, bro
Julian: It's really cold outside.
Kit: Just like my heart.
Julian: Now is not the time to debate which one of us is more dead inside.
Sophie: I keep a portrait of Gid in my purse.
Gideon: Really? I have a portrait of you in my wallet!
Tessa: Aww, that’s cute. Will keeps a portrait of Jem.
Will: He’s just so damn beautiful.
Jem: Well, I did warn you
Will: Yes
Jem: But did you listen?
Will: No
Jem: Do you ever listen?
Will: No
Jem: Are you listening now?
Will: … no
Jem: Are you staring at my arse right now?
Will: N- yes
Jem: …
Will: In my defense it’s a nice arse.
Jace: lol mundanes are so clueless look at Simon what an idiot
Also Jace: tf is a mango?
Kit: sometimes I talk to myself for no reason
Kit: me too
Will: You don’t understand, it’s my destiny to sacrifice myself, I deserve to die here if it means even the slimmest chance of stopping Mortmain from hurting anyone else.
Jem: If you live I’ll let you kiss me on the mouth.
Will: … on the mouth?
Will: If I had a son I want him to be like Matthew.
Tessa: You do have a son.
Will: When we first moved in here, he was this sweet kid that lived next door.
Tessa: The weird kid next door...
I knowwww, Tessa actually loves him!
Will: If anyone gives you any trouble, just tell them the fish don’t come knocking twice.
Jem: What does that even mean?
Will: They’ll know.
Jem: I highly doubt that.
I can't believe we all fogot about this
Livvy: Hey, can you watch my drink for a second while I go to the bathroom?
Kit: Sure, but isn’t letting dudes watch your drink a bad idea?
Livvy: I just saw you mouth all the words to that Taylor Swift song and figured that you were harmless
Kit: I got you
Why pick one favorite character when you can simply adopt every single one of them (except for the Dearborns, they go straight into the trashcan)?
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