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2 years ago

we were picking out clothes for family photos a while ago and I didn’t want to wear a purple t shirt (It was already like September or something and in Chicago it gets COLD) and so my mom was trying to get me to find something (and unlike my sister I’d learned from an early age to not fight with my mother about what to wear for family pictures and sometimes I would get some cute clothes I would wear more often) and so my mom got me to agree with something by saying “I’ll let you get flannel.” Because I really wanted some flannel to wear and umm. My dad and I were talking about how boys are stupid and my dad was like “Don’t date boys!” And so my closeted gay ass asked him “What about girls?” And he said he’ll think about it. My family might know im gay.


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2 years ago

You know how they say that men kill more than women, what if that’s wrong? Women just know how to cover up a scene better than men do. Plus we know how to get blood out of our clothes


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2 years ago

What the fuck is up with school uniforms? Like my school told us that “The uniforms are a practice for later in life when you need to wear a uniform to work.” Like ok, but also you tell us ‘Express yourself! Don’t listen to what other people tell you what you can and can’t do!’ and then they fucking yell at us when we wear spirit wear, like I get wanting to show school pride but I’m not going out in public in a hoodie that says my school name. I’d rather wear that in the fucking school wear it’s fucking freezing instead of your thin ass pants and sweat shirts!


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2 years ago

We’re learning about genes in science class and an ad for something with Patrick Stewart came on and everyone was like ‘Wasn’t he Professor X?” X-genes.


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2 years ago

Girls in my class: *staring at the albino koala in our science book* awwww

Boy in my class: It’s White


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2 years ago
So Who Wants To Start A Religious Cult To The Bee Movie With Me.

So who wants to start a religious cult to the Bee Movie with me.


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2 years ago

My school has something where you can go and buy presents for your family and stuff, me and my friends buy our family stuff and then bought each other stuff for Christmas/Each others birthdays that are in December. We just bought ourselves and eachother a ton of presents. We’re so nice to ourselves


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2 years ago

My parents don’t understand what privacy means.

They think that if they knock on my door they can open it to come in, they don’t wait for a reply or anything they just knock and then come in. Then they get mad if I lock my door for fucking privacy. Like, really? But they also get mad if I knock and then immediately come in.


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2 years ago

Same. It’s interesting to see how she’s progressed and become more of her own person. Her being able to laugh and snapping back at Drax “I wasn’t done talking!” makes it so nice to see.

I feel like we aren't talking about Mantis enough.

The fact that she is Ego's daughter makes it all the more fucked up when you realise she used to call him "master" Ego, literally only let Mantis live, just to make her his slave.

When we see her in Vol 2, she's always nervous and anxious, let's people degrade her because that's probably all she ever know, again calling back to how she refers to herself as a "flea with a purpose"

She's a victim of abuse.

I seen a lot of people say that she's just as bad as Ego, because she was complacent in his scheme — but let me tell you as someone who as has been in an abusive relationship before... IT IS NOT THAT EASY!

It is very difficult to break out of an abusive situation, the abuser has a way to break you down to your very core. The fact that Mantis was finally able to find the courage to break out of that is admirable enough.

Mantis in Vol 2 and Mantis in the holiday special are two competely different people, she's confident, ready to take charge of the situation and in an better headspace altogether. She's thriving under Guardians and finally living up her potential, because she's surrounded by people who love her.

I'm so happy and proud of her ❤


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2 years ago

Here’s my take on what could it could mean if Ant-man dies. The Ant-man doesn’t have to be Scott, it could be Hank. But if Scott does die I hope that Cassie can be given more depth and we can see more of her and what happened to her during the Snap. I just want more of her.


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2 years ago

Anyone wanna see my Spotify Wrapped?


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2 years ago

IT’S OUT! IT’S OUT! THE GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOLUME 3 TRAILER WAS JUST RELEASED! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH Y’ALL I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED!

Y’all, Rockets backstory, Adam Warlock, MORE GAMORA, Nebula being happy, Mantis having a family. Like, this is gonna be amazing.


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2 years ago

I think that we need to cyber bully at least one studio into making us a Goncharov reboot for the 50th anniversary.


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2 years ago

y’all think they’ll do a remake in honour of the 50th anniversary of Goncharov?


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2 years ago

THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING, GUYS IM CRYING RN

GUYS? Martin Scorsese’s daughter Francesca told him about Goncharov and he said he made that film years ago I’m fucking crying.


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2 years ago

I asked my little sister to name one member of FOB and she said 'Patrick Stewart' help


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2 years ago
The Prophecies For Told Of Something Like This, It’s Happening.

The prophecies for told of something like this, it’s happening.


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2 years ago

Everyone on Tumblr are like siblings. We’re really supportive of each other but are also not afraid to tear each other down if we just don’t vibe.


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2 years ago

Tumblr is the place where all the mentally ill gay kids live together. You can’t escape the fan girls or the shitposts. You live here now, you are one of us


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