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TIL that the reason lead levels in children’s blood have dropped 85% in the past thirty years is because of an unknown scientist who fought car companies to end leaded gasoline. He also removed it from paint, suggested its removal from pipes, and campaigned for the removal of lead solder from cans.

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OMG I FORGOT TO PROVIDE AN ORIGINAL FILE OF MY SPINNY BOI ON TUMBLR

Spread this fucker

seeing them everywhere gives me so much joy lol

I want a just a really tooth-rotting sweet fluffy relationship. Like give me little kisses, give me hugs from behind, late night cuddles, deep conversations at 3 in the morning, cute and corny little pet names, random ‘I love you’s, staying up until midnight to help the other with work, dancing in the kitchen late at night with no music in the background, watching bad movies and throwing popcorn at each other, constant compliments even when the other person knows they look like absolute garbage, cooking together and ending up more messy than the kitchen, little inside jokes, telling each other stupid jokes that make no sense, tickle fights that end with us both on the floor laughing, wearing each others clothes even when they’re too big or too small, trying on each the others jewelry even if it looks weird, photo bombing each others pictures with weird faces, singing bad karaoke together, telling each other weird stories, pillow fights together, teasing each other jokingly, protecting each other from our fears, watching scary movies together and ending up curled together too scared to move, crying over romance movies, eating each others ice cream and then somehow mixing them together, singing together in the car, being able to come to each other for help, being able to cry together, going to a park and just running around together, remembering special events in each others lives, going on random spur of the moment dates, showing up at each others houses with fast food because we knew the other was feeling down, comforting each other when needed. I just want something sweet and simple.

wtf even is five minute crafts it legitimately terrifies me

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO AMERICA'S ASS, STEVEN GRANT ROGERS (July 4th, 1918)

i want rogue back pls, i’ll watch the next episode of doctor who after i emotionally recover (maybe three weeks idk) i just want to know that he’s safe and the doctor will be happy with him

that time my bestie and i managed to gaslight my entire class

let me tell you all the story about the time where my bestie and i told a lie so intricate that it managed to last an entire year. So around like january/february the part of our class that took spanish watched the movie Encanto in class for fun and my friend and i both had crushes on some of the characters and we were teasing each other about it with like codenames and this one obnoxious kid asked about it and my bestie (slick as ever) told them it was about my boyfriend who we decided to name Andrew. And we convinced them that Andrew was real using my sisters phone number (thank you, kiddo) and photos we found online. And they actually believed us. They legitimately believed I had a boyfriend named Andrew and then we told them that I ‘broke up’ with Andrew and got a girlfriend named Leia (also fake but we went even more in depth for her) around Valentine’s day. And when I tell you we crafted these intricate backstories for these people i’m not kidding.

We made up fake siblings for these people, we made fake instagram accounts, fake everything. It was incredible how we managed to convince these kids that these people were real. Although we’d known most of these kids for 11 years so they were easier to manipulate. But we finally spilled the beans after we’d graduated from middle school and honestly i’m not sure they realize that we’re telling the truth that these people aren’t real.

@day-ani

shit people at my school have said

• It's ok everybody makes mistakes. My parents made a mistake when they had me

• Dude! You’re such an NPC! You know what that means? Non-Player character!

• I don't know, Somebody hates me?

•Sir, Ma'am, Mr., Airplane?

• If you wear tight pants your gay

• I just died, you don't get to talk.

• OUT OF MY WAY CHICKEN LOVER

•Do you remember when somebody asked?

• What color is an orange? It’s Donald Trump

• Unfortunately I have to eat this banana

• Look at my Donald Trump Cup!

• I’m like that uncle that only comes back if moneys involved

• Do you wanna hear about my life? Yes you do now shut up.

• WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE BECAUSE OF SCHURZ!!!

• I’m handsome and my name is Oscar.

• Ketchup to drown my sadness.

• WTF IS THAT KID SLENDERMAN?

• Do my friends hate me or do i just need to go to sleep? Both

• Lawyers are professional arguers

• “It’s a prostitute.” “Isn’t that a court thing?”

• “WHY DOES MY HAND SMELL LIKE PEE?”

Alright everybody

i’m watching through supernatural for the first time (about to finish season 2) and all i have to say is a relate to dean on an ungodly level, so much it’s scary

I made a fake mom on Instagram named Novaleigh McJohnson why did I do this

no, keep going i want to hear more of this theory

Okay absolutely off the wall Doctor Who theory time.

They are trapped inside a television show. An outrageous claim I know buuuut I do have a fair bit of evidence. First something kinda unsubstantial, the sonic screwdriver literally looks like a TV remote, and in the episode the Doctor hit the Mute button.

Second: the key art for the penultimate episode "The Legend of Ruby Sunday" features a TV set

Third: The sheer amount of fourth wall breaks in the past four episodes trumps what we've seen in the whole of the revival.

Fourth: At the end of "The Devil's Cord" a music number saying there's "Always a twist", and an actress that has been popping up all over this new era is 'Susan Twist'. She keeps popping up, because 'There's Always a Twist'.

Fifth: The Doctor mentions that he thought the music was "Non-diegetic", meaning he could hear the music in the scene and assumed it was just part of the show, until Ruby mentioned she could hear it. Implying that whenever we hear the Non-diegetic music in the show so can the Doctor.

Thank you for listening to my absolute crackpot theory.

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modern Doctor Who may be kind of chaotic but nothing beats the level of unhinged chaos that occurred in Classic Doctor Who

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We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.

For my nominations, I’m putting up:

If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.

or

It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.

I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.

I AM NOT OKAY, JORGE!!! IM SENDING YOU MY THERAPY BILLS

new episode of X-Men ‘97 hit me right where it hurts life has no meaning. WHY THEY HAVE TO HIT ME IN THE FEELS ASJAYDKSDHIAHSJQI

if you need last minute boops, you can spam OP

how tf do i give boops

rip to Ruby, there is no possible way you are surviving this season. i’m sorry baby, although i’m more sorry for your mum and the doctor because the doctors been through enough and your mum is your mum

i like the color pink

rb this with ur opinion on this shade of pink:

kid in my class called Donatello and I quote “Donnatism” which inspired me to make this

Happy Ides everyone