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2 years ago

fun fact i basically broke my reading i-ready, i tested high in 7th grade and in high school level, it has yet to actually assign me something. My teachers have had to assign me lessons


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2 years ago

My friend just called Linguini from Ratatouille the grown up version of the kid from spy-kids


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2 years ago

We’ve always called it a fortune teller, at least in Chicago, as far as i know

what is uquiz if not some kid coming up to you in the playground saying "choose a color :p"

What Is Uquiz If Not Some Kid Coming Up To You In The Playground Saying "choose A Color :p"

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2 years ago

My class is now arguing over whether or not Makeups brushes are school supplies


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2 years ago

so we were playing this game in social studies and it’s called like bewashington.org and so we’re watching this intro video and then fUCKING CHRIS JACKSON SHOWS UP!


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2 years ago

Mom can we get Spider-man?

We have Spider-man at home

Spider-man at home:

Mom Can We Get Spider-man?

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2 years ago

I was wearing some like ratty pajama pants and hanging out with my brother (a 3 year old, this is important) and the pants are a little short(because i’ve had them for like 4 years, and i love them) Mind you my dad wears shorts a lot. So the two of us are hanging out a little early in the morning and I haven’t shaved in a while (it’s cold out, i’m not wearing shorts why would I shave my legs?) and so my brother sees my legs and says “You have dad legs!” my three year old brother told me I have ‘dad legs


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2 years ago

Listen I spent a lot of last night crying because Panic! at the disco is breaking up and still, I’m Not Okay.


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2 years ago

So i apparently have a few cavities and am now banned from sugary drinks. I live off of sugary drinks. I think i’m in hell


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2 years ago
Like Look, It’s So Beautiful
Like Look, It’s So Beautiful
Like Look, It’s So Beautiful
Like Look, It’s So Beautiful
Like Look, It’s So Beautiful
Like Look, It’s So Beautiful

Like look, it’s so beautiful

Ugh why is terra mater reclaiming what is rightfully hers just so beautiful.


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2 years ago

Ugh why is terra mater reclaiming what is rightfully hers just so beautiful.


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2 years ago

Soft lockdown just lifted, i’m still a little worried tho

Guys, my school just went into soft lockdown, i’m really really scared.

We aren’t being told what’s going on. My three year old brother is in the building right now.


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2 years ago

Guys, my school just went into soft lockdown, i’m really really scared.

We aren’t being told what’s going on. My three year old brother is in the building right now.


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2 years ago

Me to literally any friendship Barbie has with any other girl: 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈


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2 years ago

You should always love the body your in but it is ok to want to change it, i’ll support you no matter what.


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2 years ago

I just saw two bald eagles fly over head, Captain America must be near by


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2 years ago

I need a show where it’s just Peter Quill, Peter 1, Peter 2, Peter 3, and Peter Maximoff. There is no plot it’s just them doing random shit.


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2 years ago

My dad tried to get me to just say ‘Famous Last Words’ cause my sister said something dumb and I was like “That’s a song by My Chemical Romance” and my dad (being tired with my emo ass) was like “Oh My God!” And then I sent him a screenshot of the song on Spotify.


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2 years ago

ok so in the quantamania trailer Cassie says “I built it with him.” I could be going way to in depth with this and also be really hoping for the X-men or Fantastic 4 in the mcu sooner rather than later but what if she’s referencing Reed Richards or Hank McCoy or something, pls I just want my babies to get some attention.


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2 years ago

can i please get Ororo Munroe in the mcu pls my baby needs some love


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