THIS

if you have Heterochromia and you have three eyes what color is your third eye?

Y’all, I have to write this story for my writing class and I’m almost finished and I wanna do the Person From A Monster Hunting Family X Monster and I wanna make them gay but i’m at a Christian school that i don’t know is homophobic or not but also i’m not out of the closet yet and I think that if I turn it in my teacher will out me to my parents and that’s scaring me so much, you guys, I don’t want to write a straight couple but I have to so i’m not outed by my teacher. And before you say ‘Your parents will never read the story, just do it!’ my parents have access to the document the story is on!!!

are all the teenage boys in the world playing chess all the time or what

Things I loved about the Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

Mantis and Peter being siblings

Mantis seeing a Cap cosplayer and running up to him yelling "STEVE!"

More Mantis and Drax content

Mantis, just Mantis

Drunk Mantis

Mantis stealing the map and the money

Drax beating the one dude up

COSMO!

Nebula giving Rocket Bucky's arm

Peter giving Groot a gameboy and Groot being adorable

Some bonding time with Peter and Yondu

Kevin Bacon showing up

Mantis giving Drax the elf blow up

"Great, Groot ruined Christmas, now we have to have another special."

"I guess all actors aren't complete pieces of shit."

"SANTA DOESN'T HAVE A FLAMETHROWER."

The whole Christmas song in the beginning

Kraglin and baby peter celebrating christmas

Yondu and Peter being a Father-Son duo

Mantis and Drax committing multiple felonies

Everything

Only thing they missed was an explanation as to where Gamora now is.

✨Happy Holigays✨

Congrats to Miss Argentina and Miss Puerto Rico who announced their marriage on Oct. 28! They look very happy together. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

so we were playing this game in social studies and it’s called like bewashington.org and so we’re watching this intro video and then fUCKING CHRIS JACKSON SHOWS UP!

Y’all i’m so mad that they didn’t put Storm in the new movie, not that the movie wasn’t amazing, it would’ve been the perfect way to integrate the X-men into the mcu.

Wanda Maximoff in that one Scarlet Witch outfit with the hood supremacy

I think that we need to cyber bully at least one studio into making us a Goncharov reboot for the 50th anniversary.