IT’S OUT! IT’S OUT! THE GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOLUME 3 TRAILER WAS JUST RELEASED! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

This would make a bit more sense, we also would probably kill Rick if he broke them up or killed them

Nico has to sacrifice something of "equal value" in Tartarus and everyone thinks it's gonna be Will but actually Nico took his entire card collection with him and that shit has super rare collectibles

we were picking out clothes for family photos a while ago and I didn’t want to wear a purple t shirt (It was already like September or something and in Chicago it gets COLD) and so my mom was trying to get me to find something (and unlike my sister I’d learned from an early age to not fight with my mother about what to wear for family pictures and sometimes I would get some cute clothes I would wear more often) and so my mom got me to agree with something by saying “I’ll let you get flannel.” Because I really wanted some flannel to wear and umm. My dad and I were talking about how boys are stupid and my dad was like “Don’t date boys!” And so my closeted gay ass asked him “What about girls?” And he said he’ll think about it. My family might know im gay.

Satan just visited me

Y’all so last year my ELA (english language arts) teacher (the GOAT of all teachers i’ve ever had) had us read the book The boy in the striped pyjamas and so I basically forgot about it until today when one of the boys in my class said “RIP Shmuel.” (The book took place during WWII and Shmuel was on of the Jews in Auchwitz and it was about a German boy named Bruno and Shmuel becoming friends and eventually they die in the end but it’s a really sweet book that is also really realistic) I am kind of ashamed to say I laughed

People: You only watched Thor Love and Thunder for Chris Hemsworth

Me: As hell nah, I watched for the plot

The plot:

me: It's a very good plot

My friend just called Linguini from Ratatouille the grown up version of the kid from spy-kids

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OMG I FORGOT TO PROVIDE AN ORIGINAL FILE OF MY SPINNY BOI ON TUMBLR

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seeing them everywhere gives me so much joy lol

She's so Ms. Marvel it hurts

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