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Everyone else in my (Science) class is currently watching Soccer
I’m on tumblr watching Puppet History.
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Things I loved about the Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special
Mantis and Peter being siblings
Mantis seeing a Cap cosplayer and running up to him yelling "STEVE!"
More Mantis and Drax content
Mantis, just Mantis
Drunk Mantis
Mantis stealing the map and the money
Drax beating the one dude up
COSMO!
Nebula giving Rocket Bucky's arm
Peter giving Groot a gameboy and Groot being adorable
Some bonding time with Peter and Yondu
Kevin Bacon showing up
Mantis giving Drax the elf blow up
"Great, Groot ruined Christmas, now we have to have another special."
"I guess all actors aren't complete pieces of shit."
"SANTA DOESN'T HAVE A FLAMETHROWER."
The whole Christmas song in the beginning
Kraglin and baby peter celebrating christmas
Yondu and Peter being a Father-Son duo
Mantis and Drax committing multiple felonies
Everything
Only thing they missed was an explanation as to where Gamora now is.
When I die, if my friends dont vandalize my grave than what kind of friends did I have. And my grave better say 'She joined the Black Parade, but remember, Killjoys never die.'
Kate:What the hell were you thinking? Yelena: I heard releasing birds at a wedding is romantic! Kate:You released OSTRICHES!
Thinking of doing a different character aesthetic every month
Loki honestly reminds me of November
Should I change my user too???
I thought this said 'FLESH STEALS'
I decided to play 'Fountains of Decay' in the car today and my mom called it 'a bunch of angry snarling'
I also played 'Every Snowflake Is Different' and I swear to fuck my mom looked fucking like this:
My mom asked me the other day why I was so obsessed with Bonnie and Clyde, BECAUSE THEY WERE IN LOVE AND HAVE THE MOST ROMANTIC LOVE STORY! THEY ROBBED BANKS TOGETHER AND KILLED PEOPLE AND DIED TOGETHER! ITS ROMANTIC MOM!
Bibble
Have yall read about our lord and savior Bibble? Linking our holy bibble https://www.wattpad.com/1147473717-the-holy-bibble-introduction
JOIN US
When will the Addams family adopt me? I feel like we would vibe pretty well plus they probably wouldn't give a shit if I spent most of my time in my room on my computer reading fanfics in the dark or if I constantly pined over my obsessions. They'd just vibe with it. They also have a fucking pet lion sooooo.
Y’all there’s a picture in my religion book that has fucking Chilis in it
I just slid into my pillow and now my neck hurts, help
I SHOWED MY FRIEND A PICTURE OF GERARD WAY AND SHE SAID HE LOOKED LIKE A VAMPIRE!
Y’all i’m so mad that they didn’t put Storm in the new movie, not that the movie wasn’t amazing, it would’ve been the perfect way to integrate the X-men into the mcu.
My class is studying the American Revolution (We still have not mentioned A. Ham yet) but we’re studying the Declaration of Independence and i’m on this one part of the worksheet where we have to write down a line from the Declaration and so obvs I wrote ‘Life, Liberty and the pursuit of happiness.’ and my dumbass mind keeps thinking “Life, Liberty and the pursuit of happiness we fought for these ideals we shouldn’t settle for less. These are wise words enterprising men quote don’t act surprised you guys cause I wrote ‘em.”
Idk wtf this is but it’s interesting
We’re gonna make diaries, and doing this for a week
We’re gonna do roleplay in social studies class
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We’re gonna do roleplay in social studies class
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Twitter dudebros truly are in a class of their own. Playstation/Santa Monica studios posted this gif of Kratos:
(Based on a GIF of Jason Momoa btw)
And the dudebros are loosing their goddamned minds in the comments
WAS NOBODY GOING TO TELL ME THAT GERARD FUCKING WAY CREATED PENI PARKER OR WAS I JUST SUPPOSED TO FIND THAT OUT FROM A SPIDER-MAN MAGAZINE???????
Does everybody want Namor wallpapers?
This is so tumblr it’s hurts
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M’baku really stepped into to the older brother/mentor role when he saw Shuri needed someone. I spent the entire movie thinking ‘Now that’s perfect boyfriend material’ and I have no shame.
I can understand why Shuri saw Killmonger in the ancestral plane, he was right, they are alike. They both wanted revenge for their loved ones they had lost to their enemies (Killmongers Father for him and Ramonda, T’challa and maybe T’chaka for Shuri) and they were willing to get it at almost any means necessary and They wanted to kill their enemies for what they did. They wanted to get vengeance for their family. It’s just like what Killmonger said “T’challa was too noble.” and he was, he offered sympathy to Killmonger and Zemo who both caused him and his people immense harm, Shuri never would’ve done that. She would’ve imprisoned them both immediately or killed them. Killmonger and Shuri both would’ve killed Zemo but T’challa didn’t. Thank you for coming to my TED talk
My mom just called Blue Chocolate Chip cookies gross and weird,
I am now disowning her
Y’all so last year my ELA (english language arts) teacher (the GOAT of all teachers i’ve ever had) had us read the book The boy in the striped pyjamas and so I basically forgot about it until today when one of the boys in my class said “RIP Shmuel.” (The book took place during WWII and Shmuel was on of the Jews in Auchwitz and it was about a German boy named Bruno and Shmuel becoming friends and eventually they die in the end but it’s a really sweet book that is also really realistic) I am kind of ashamed to say I laughed
Y’all, I have to write this story for my writing class and I’m almost finished and I wanna do the Person From A Monster Hunting Family X Monster and I wanna make them gay but i’m at a Christian school that i don’t know is homophobic or not but also i’m not out of the closet yet and I think that if I turn it in my teacher will out me to my parents and that’s scaring me so much, you guys, I don’t want to write a straight couple but I have to so i’m not outed by my teacher. And before you say ‘Your parents will never read the story, just do it!’ my parents have access to the document the story is on!!!
Y’ALL I HAVE LIKE NO FUCKING MONEY BUT I WANT BLUE CHECKMARKS!!!!!!!!!