The Prophecies For Told Of Something Like This, It’s Happening.

so we were playing this game in social studies and it’s called like bewashington.org and so we’re watching this intro video and then fUCKING CHRIS JACKSON SHOWS UP!

Y’all, I have to write this story for my writing class and I’m almost finished and I wanna do the Person From A Monster Hunting Family X Monster and I wanna make them gay but i’m at a Christian school that i don’t know is homophobic or not but also i’m not out of the closet yet and I think that if I turn it in my teacher will out me to my parents and that’s scaring me so much, you guys, I don’t want to write a straight couple but I have to so i’m not outed by my teacher. And before you say ‘Your parents will never read the story, just do it!’ my parents have access to the document the story is on!!!

So I’m introverted, I like being alone and having my time alone but I only like it when I know there are other people around who I can be around if I feel like it. Maybe it’s me having grown up in the city and being used to just the hustle and bustle of constant noise and people talking idk

YAS! BEETLEJUICE, MOON KNIGHT AND SPY KIDS WERE ALL RELEASED TODAY!!! HAPPY RELEASE TO THREE OF MY FAV THINGS IN THE WORLD!

I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED FOR TOMORROW AND THE FINAL EPISODE OF PJO BUT ALSO REALLY SAD BECAUSE NO MORE PJO SHOW FOR A WHILE LIKE I CANT WAIT TO SEE LUKE BETRAY PERCY BUT ALSO IM SAD BECAUSE NO MORE GROVER

i like the color pink

rb this with ur opinion on this shade of pink:

shit people at my school have said

• It's ok everybody makes mistakes. My parents made a mistake when they had me

• Dude! You’re such an NPC! You know what that means? Non-Player character!

• I don't know, Somebody hates me?

•Sir, Ma'am, Mr., Airplane?

• If you wear tight pants your gay

• I just died, you don't get to talk.

• OUT OF MY WAY CHICKEN LOVER

•Do you remember when somebody asked?

• What color is an orange? It’s Donald Trump

• Unfortunately I have to eat this banana

• Look at my Donald Trump Cup!

• I’m like that uncle that only comes back if moneys involved

• Do you wanna hear about my life? Yes you do now shut up.

• WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE BECAUSE OF SCHURZ!!!

• I’m handsome and my name is Oscar.

• Ketchup to drown my sadness.

• WTF IS THAT KID SLENDERMAN?

• Do my friends hate me or do i just need to go to sleep? Both

• Lawyers are professional arguers

• “It’s a prostitute.” “Isn’t that a court thing?”

• “WHY DOES MY HAND SMELL LIKE PEE?”

People: You only watched Thor Love and Thunder for Chris Hemsworth

Me: As hell nah, I watched for the plot

The plot:

me: It's a very good plot

This would make a bit more sense, we also would probably kill Rick if he broke them up or killed them

Nico has to sacrifice something of "equal value" in Tartarus and everyone thinks it's gonna be Will but actually Nico took his entire card collection with him and that shit has super rare collectibles

I want a My Little Pony movie but it’s PG-13 and Pinkie Pie gets to drop the f-bomb. please, I need to hear Pinkie Pie say fuck.”