The reason why I hate snape so much- is because he knew Harry had no idea of the wizarding world, he knew he was realized by muggles and that he knew no magic or basically nothing about the wizarding world- but then HUMILIATES HIM by asking him questions he knew he wouldn’t have an answer too, and for what? Cause he looked like his dad and his mom who he was obsessed with broke his heart boo hoo cry me a river. God I hate snape
Harry: I’m gonna punch voldy’s nose
Harry: ha get it because-
Hermione: are you gonna be like this the whole time
Harry: sorry I’ll just go fuck myself
Couldn’t they have used a time turner to bring back the potters or where they all just not ravenclaws
Dumbledore: Hmm... let’s not have actual professionals to deal with the most evil wizard of them world that could kill all of us in a second-
Dumbledore: that’s it! Let’s throw all of this pressure to a 17 year old
no
Hermione: what do you wanna be when you grow up?
Harry: dead
Harry: haha I’m hilarious
Snape: *takes 50 points away from gryffindor cause Harry’s quill spilled*
Harry: *sighs* I give up
Harry: *gets up*
Snape: where are going?!?!
Harry: to go visit my mom
Ron: *getting a howler for flying with the car*
Harry: ah yes, the privilege of not having parents
If Harry knew about Snape’s obsession for Lily.
Snape: Mr. Potter stop doing that! Ten points from gryffindor
Harry: who are you? My dad?
Snape: No Mr.Potter-
Harry: you wish
Snape:
lol what
Some guy in Ancient Greece, pointing at a perfectly climbable mountain: There are gods up there!
The rest of Ancient Greece: Sick, no need to fact check that