Listen You Cannot Give Me Characters That Are Thematic Opposites And Not Expect Me To Go Absolutely Feral

Bilbo: *Hugs Thorin from behind*

Bilbo: *Tucks Thorin's hair behind his ear*

Bilbo: *whispering* Eat all the pie again and they'll never find your body.

ok so you might have noticed but im in a really lotr/the hobbit mood lately

and i have an au that ive decided to write where dis gets the title oakensheild instead of thorin, and leads the quest to erebor herself

of course, she and bilbo become besties, and everyone lives because Dis Gets Shit Done and after the quest is over and the battle of the five armies is much less of a clusterfuck dis introduces bilbo to her grumpy big brother Thorin, who stayed in Ered Luin because his diplomatic skills are a bit lacking and also he’s too valuable to loose, and sparks fly. so dis becomes like the shipper of the year and sets up thorin and bilbo because thorin needs to get laid and bilbo is the best man for the job    dis was bored they had chemisty

Other customs that hobbits do that would be particularly weird/shocking to dwarves would be gifting locks of their hair to their friends and loved ones.

Bilbo leaves them for all of the company. Just strands of his hair tied together with ribbon to signify how much he cares about them. It is..surprising to say the least to all of them, especially Thorin who thinks something is wrong.

Hair is sacred to dwarves. And they fear something is wrong with Bilbo, or someone has hurt him because he's cutting it all off.

In reality, Hobbits share hair often. They've got lots of it, it grows fast, and it makes a great keepsake.

Another thing is randomly cutting hobbit children's hair when it grows wild. All hobbits believe it's their responsibility to keep their youth looking sharp, and that's not possible when said youth have bird's nests on their heads.

It's accepted and expected of all Hobbit's to keep young one's groomed, even if they are not related. No matter where they are or what time it is.

So when Bilbo randomly sees a hobbit child with unkempt hair down to his back running in his garden, he takes him inside and gives him a proper trim.

And of course, the dwarves freak out. Why is this happening? What has the child done to be dishonored.

It takes a lot of explaining.

Harry James Potter's kid's where named after the Marauders

James Sirius Potter - his dad and his godfather both of which are Marauders

Albus Severas Potter - someone who was like a grandfather and his mom's best friend (at least it's not Peter)

Lily Luna Potter - his mother and Lupin -moon in Latin is Luna- both of which are Marauders (Lily might not officially be a Marauder but she is married to one so...)

wdym you're going to hold me at gunpoint? What's next you caress me at gunpoint?? kiss me at gunpoint??? 🤨

Has anyone ever written or read a story where colour is not mentioned in any way shape or form

OP made the post unrebloggable but said it's fine to screenshot and I'm in love with this

Post-kiss

After the kiss Crowley has freckles around his mouth and doesn't know until someone (Nina/Magie/Muriel) points it out.