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Micheal: I understand Dean Winchester is to be my vessel- DAMN who is that 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️

Zachariah: that'd be the half brother, Adam Winchester.

Micheal: that one. I want that one. Raise him from the dead.

OK new game. Use this website to see how common your first name is, and then put that number in the tags. 

Heathers but it’s quote from my friend gc… minus the part about pot 

in my sickly haze I somehow installed 2 tumblrs

Did I just discover something?

Wilson abandones the room after a little disaccord with House.

House turns to see the ducklings: Don't worry, mommy and daddy had a little disagreement but we still love you.

Chase so done: Please, stop saying you're our parents, it's strange.

House: Are you kidding?, Cameron is our little princess, Chase, you inherited mommy Jimmy charms and Foreman...

Foreman: ...

House: we know mommy cheated on daddy but we are not fighting over it.

House: Kidding, you're adopted.

Chase: Wish I'm adopted too.

This could be easily a Dr. House dialogue

When talking about the kind of elves that fix shoes in the middle of the night or work for old men making toys or who eat your socks when you’re not looking, you know, those guys? The little fellows with loud socks?

I think more of those guys should also show up in high fantasy settings but the tall long living use bows and arrows elves also exist. And they are also called elves.

Also they must hate each other for no particular reason.

straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

gay friend groups be like: *audhd librarian* *ex military and accidental mom of three full grown adults* *thief who only cares about five people* *bi cowboy who has daddy issues and loves art* *sapphic genius* *immortal knight of the round table who loves tea*

I’m not sorry