Something something violence has always been the primary love language for Waynes, something something.
It breaks me that Bruce loves Jason so deeply, and Jason is so completely unaware of it. He comes to the conclusion that love is religion. You have to see to believe.
I’m just thinking about Jason watching evidence of how wrecked Bruce is after his death. He stalks Batman, always, tracks down every movement and breath. He waits for the perfect moment to shoot.
Your father only dies once, after all.
That moment, mysteriously, doesn’t come.
Jason’s never been scared of Bruce. Fear, to him, is darkness and cold and a bleach white face laughing at him. Fear of Bruce not being there at all. That’s fear.
I need a scene where Jason, — Red Hood, — watches Batman pin down a mugger.
He doesn’t know what that man says. Something about getting on him for not being there when Wayne’s boy got killed.
He’s never been scared of Bruce.
But when he punches that man, over and over and over, when his throat makes those horrible sounds of gasping effort, animal and feral, he’s afraid. Afraid Bruce won’t stop.
He’s about to jump in when another, smaller pair of feet runs up to the scene and Jesus Christ that’s a kid — A kid wearing Jason’s old uniform. Wrapping his arms around Batman’s and clinging.
The man on the ground is motionless. If he didn’t blink, Jason wouldn’t know there was a face anymore.
But that’s not the worst part.
The worst part is Bruce crying. Gasping, punched out noises, his hands drenched with red, squeezing the kid so close to him.
“My baby. Oh my baby.”
“This is a love story. A love story between a full-fledged psychopath and someone who has nascent psychopathic abilities . . . it’s a love relationship between two men: one of them is a cannibal, and one of them understands those cannibalistic instincts all too well.” -Bryan Fuller
being 16 is truly terrifying. you could be sold to one direction at any time. watch out
straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*
gay friend groups be like: *audhd librarian* *ex military and accidental mom of three full grown adults* *thief who only cares about five people* *bi cowboy who has daddy issues and loves art* *sapphic genius* *immortal knight of the round table who loves tea*
me:*cracks my neck*
My mom:looks at me in shock
Me:I'm like a glow stick
My mom:🤨
Me:just without the glow
My mom:😂
People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.
Bagginsheild headcanons because I’m obsessed again
- dwalin had to tell thorin to stop staring at Bilbo so intensely the way he was because to the average hobbit it look like he wanted Bilbo dead
- thorin was like but like it’s a look of love and dwalin was like does Bilbo know that
- thorin passes all his courting ideas past dwalin
thorin: dyou think he’d like to be awoken with my singing and harp
Dwalin: I genuinely think he’d like to be awoken with a knife and screaming
- thorin audibly sniffs Bilbo when they hug
- it freaks out everyone else but Bilbo thinks it’s endearing
- Bilbo loves thorins cooking even though it’s inedible
- thorin had marriage beads and rings made the first night he knew he wanted Bilbo
- bilbo encourages kili and fili to do backflips off the throne much to thorins dismay
- thorin asked bombur for some help to make breakfast for Bilbo but realised after thorin smashed open 6 consecutive eggs beyond use that one morning could not be enough time to help him
- all dwarfs love bilbo because he’s so different to other dwarfs but is nice and endearing
- this makes thorin only slightly jealous even though he knows bilbo would never even look at another dwarf twice
- thorin farts underneath a blanket and traps bilbo underneath it
- thorin is genuinely thrown off the first time bilbo gets him back
- thorin doesn’t take his jacket or crown off in his room because Bilbo always does and thorin loves when he does
- just gives him a reason to be close and kiss him
- this means that when Bilbo is mad at him he will just stare at him fully clothed still while bilbos already in bed
Bilbo: If you apologise I might think of taking off your crown and cloak
Thorin: I can’t imagine what I did wrong
Bilbo (who got blanket trapped in a fart in the morning): really!? Nothing rings out to you??!!? Nothing at all?????
Thorin: nope
Bilbo (not turned away from him and falling asleep): you’re right you didn’t do anything wrong
Even when, might i add, an opposing force is at bay (King Durin, Dragon Sickness)
Faux ML COVID ad because Gabriel would definitely take advantage of the situation