Has Anyone Ever Written Or Read A Story Where Colour Is Not Mentioned In Any Way Shape Or Form

me:*cracks my neck*

My mom:looks at me in shock

Me:I'm like a glow stick

My mom:🤨

Me:just without the glow

My mom:😂

I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

good omens + text posts → 8/? bonus:

Wilson abandones the room after a little disaccord with House.

House turns to see the ducklings: Don't worry, mommy and daddy had a little disagreement but we still love you.

Chase so done: Please, stop saying you're our parents, it's strange.

House: Are you kidding?, Cameron is our little princess, Chase, you inherited mommy Jimmy charms and Foreman...

Foreman: ...

House: we know mommy cheated on daddy but we are not fighting over it.

House: Kidding, you're adopted.

Chase: Wish I'm adopted too.

This could be easily a Dr. House dialogue

hey can you stop placing your palm on my abdomen over the location of my womb and salivating and letting your eyes glaze over with possessive ill intent when i'm talking to you

🎍🐉 Year of the Dragon ! 🐉🎍

Happy New Year everyone ! 🥂

(This is so ooc i’m sorry, this got out of hand and at some point they were magical girls)

no because Hannigram is so WILD like this is literally their dynamic:

No, I’m not joking.

Yes. The cannibal is the sunshine one.