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I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

Me: Snow was a dictator

My sister: that words a bit long

Me: ?

Me: * realisation *😲🤣

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

OP made the post unrebloggable but said it's fine to screenshot and I'm in love with this

being 16 is truly terrifying. you could be sold to one direction at any time. watch out

"I’m yearning every day constantly" real

Something something violence has always been the primary love language for Waynes, something something.

It breaks me that Bruce loves Jason so deeply, and Jason is so completely unaware of it. He comes to the conclusion that love is religion. You have to see to believe.

I’m just thinking about Jason watching evidence of how wrecked Bruce is after his death. He stalks Batman, always, tracks down every movement and breath. He waits for the perfect moment to shoot.

Your father only dies once, after all.

That moment, mysteriously, doesn’t come.

Jason’s never been scared of Bruce. Fear, to him, is darkness and cold and a bleach white face laughing at him. Fear of Bruce not being there at all. That’s fear.

I need a scene where Jason, — Red Hood, — watches Batman pin down a mugger.

He doesn’t know what that man says. Something about getting on him for not being there when Wayne’s boy got killed.

He’s never been scared of Bruce.

But when he punches that man, over and over and over, when his throat makes those horrible sounds of gasping effort, animal and feral, he’s afraid. Afraid Bruce won’t stop.

He’s about to jump in when another, smaller pair of feet runs up to the scene and Jesus Christ that’s a kid — A kid wearing Jason’s old uniform. Wrapping his arms around Batman’s and clinging.

The man on the ground is motionless. If he didn’t blink, Jason wouldn’t know there was a face anymore.

But that’s not the worst part.

The worst part is Bruce crying. Gasping, punched out noises, his hands drenched with red, squeezing the kid so close to him.

“My baby. Oh my baby.”

Merlin au

Merlin au where everything is the same except Igraine (Arthur's mom) is still alive. So magic is still illegal for some or other reason (I'm thinking someone tried to kill Arthur or Igraine and it just so happens that they were a sorcerer and Uther gets extra protective, Igraine doesn't like it but she understands it to a point). Anyway when she (Igraine)meets Merlin for the first time she looks at him a is just like I know who your daddy is.

A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.

His response: "No, it's my name now."

I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.

Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.

me:*cracks my neck*

My mom:looks at me in shock

Me:I'm like a glow stick

My mom:🤨

Me:just without the glow

My mom:😂

Has anyone ever written or read a story where colour is not mentioned in any way shape or form

I’m not sorry

Aden

Petition to get Ryan Reynolds to play Paul Blofis in the PJO tv show. Sally Jackson deserves an exceptionally hot husband, and Ryan and Walker have such great chemistry in The Adam Project that I just want to watch them work together again. Ryan Reynolds was made to play the clueless but loving and well-meaning stepfather, and tbh if this show gets popular enough I feel like he'd be into it.

OK new game. Use this website to see how common your first name is, and then put that number in the tags. 

taking off a mask to reveal what lies beneath as a romantic gesture is overdone, and besides i want to see the romantic or even platonic potential of protecting someone's identity beneath the mask, without any expectation of ever being allowed to see what's under it. picking it up and holding it gently to their face when it's knocked off and they're in danger of being exposed, without trying to catch a glimpse of what they "really" look like under there. throwing yourself in front of them to hide them from view while they put themselves back together without taking advantage or looking back to see what you're protecting. learning to read them by body language, tone of voice, and behaviour so well that you never need to see their face to feel like you know and understand them.

so disappointing how we never got an on-screen hilson kiss. with how close they were in that one ep in s7? yeah they definitely made out later

WHAT IF HE CHANGED HIS MIND MID-SMOOCH?!

you’re welcome💕✨

…They kissed a lot.

Wilson abandones the room after a little disaccord with House.

House turns to see the ducklings: Don't worry, mommy and daddy had a little disagreement but we still love you.

Chase so done: Please, stop saying you're our parents, it's strange.

House: Are you kidding?, Cameron is our little princess, Chase, you inherited mommy Jimmy charms and Foreman...

Foreman: ...

House: we know mommy cheated on daddy but we are not fighting over it.

House: Kidding, you're adopted.

Chase: Wish I'm adopted too.

This could be easily a Dr. House dialogue

They got drunk:3

Micheal: I understand Dean Winchester is to be my vessel- DAMN who is that 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️

Zachariah: that'd be the half brother, Adam Winchester.

Micheal: that one. I want that one. Raise him from the dead.

part 2 of the librarian memes bc i made so many of them it's insane. only this time you can really tell who are my favourite characters.

straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

gay friend groups be like: *audhd librarian* *ex military and accidental mom of three full grown adults* *thief who only cares about five people* *bi cowboy who has daddy issues and loves art* *sapphic genius* *immortal knight of the round table who loves tea*

Listen you cannot give me characters that are thematic opposites and not expect me to go absolutely feral over them