Wdym You're Going To Hold Me At Gunpoint? What's Next You Caress Me At Gunpoint?? Kiss Me At Gunpoint???

Is it just me or does this look like Crowley?

Good Omens Fandom! I’m a teacher so making visuals is my jam. May I present: The Ineffable Timeline :)

WHAT IF HE CHANGED HIS MIND MID-SMOOCH?!

you’re welcome💕✨

…They kissed a lot.

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One of my fav things from the first Eragon book:

When Eragon sees the Urgal footprint and tells Saphira to get Brom to safety and she just grabs Brom and presses him against her with her wings without telling him why and won't let him go before Eragon tells her to. That's just peak "Eragon and Saphira share one (1) braincell and she didn't have it at that time". Also I wanna know what went on in Broms head. One moment he's making a campfire, the next moment his son's dragon snatches him up and won't let him go.

hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*

People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.