Other Customs That Hobbits Do That Would Be Particularly Weird/shocking To Dwarves Would Be Gifting Locks

Other customs that hobbits do that would be particularly weird/shocking to dwarves would be gifting locks of their hair to their friends and loved ones.

Bilbo leaves them for all of the company. Just strands of his hair tied together with ribbon to signify how much he cares about them. It is..surprising to say the least to all of them, especially Thorin who thinks something is wrong.

Hair is sacred to dwarves. And they fear something is wrong with Bilbo, or someone has hurt him because he's cutting it all off.

In reality, Hobbits share hair often. They've got lots of it, it grows fast, and it makes a great keepsake.

Another thing is randomly cutting hobbit children's hair when it grows wild. All hobbits believe it's their responsibility to keep their youth looking sharp, and that's not possible when said youth have bird's nests on their heads.

It's accepted and expected of all Hobbit's to keep young one's groomed, even if they are not related. No matter where they are or what time it is.

So when Bilbo randomly sees a hobbit child with unkempt hair down to his back running in his garden, he takes him inside and gives him a proper trim.

And of course, the dwarves freak out. Why is this happening? What has the child done to be dishonored.

It takes a lot of explaining.

Merlin au

Merlin au where everything is the same except Igraine (Arthur's mom) is still alive. So magic is still illegal for some or other reason (I'm thinking someone tried to kill Arthur or Igraine and it just so happens that they were a sorcerer and Uther gets extra protective, Igraine doesn't like it but she understands it to a point). Anyway when she (Igraine)meets Merlin for the first time she looks at him a is just like I know who your daddy is.

Things I Need:

1: Attention 2: An Orgasm 3: $10,000,000

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humanelfdwarfdragonlord

1 year ago

"Set them on fire" wrong. BIRD ATTACK 🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦

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humanelfdwarfdragonlord

1 year ago

Mum Said It's My Turn To Do The Good Omens + Text Posts Meme Pt. 3 (pt.1 / Pt.2)

mum said it's my turn to do the good omens + text posts meme pt. 3 (pt.1 / pt.2)

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humanelfdwarfdragonlord

1 year ago

@asura-kairuko requested a gorgon crowley a while back! and this was the perfect thing to sketch at the end of today's work stream 😍 thank you everyone for coming todayyyy! [vod]

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