Bilbo: *Hugs Thorin from behind*
Bilbo: *Tucks Thorin's hair behind his ear*
Bilbo: *whispering* Eat all the pie again and they'll never find your body.
NEW YEAR
I’m just gonna say that the best lotr fics are always the ones with the cultural differences
Cause like, it’s just perfect, it’s always soft, and fun, and it always comes with either healthy communication or communication issues, there’s no in between, which is perfect
And all the species have different shit they celebrate, different standards for things, different body types, different languages, different beliefs and all that, so naturally it’s so cool when all this things face each other in certain circumstances
So yeah, cultural differences is the best tag in any lotr fic
>when I’m reading explicit MCU fanfic and they’re about to fuck
You would think Castiel’s “heaven” being filled with badly edited half-naked pictures of Dean Winchester is from some spn fan account shitpost from 2015 but no it’s from season 9 episode 22 Stairway To Heaven draft script.
I CAN HEAR IT CALLING TO ME, SAM.
that one scene
After the kiss Crowley has freckles around his mouth and doesn't know until someone (Nina/Magie/Muriel) points it out.
Sirius Orion Black's inishals are SOB to others that means Son Of a bi**h