Chase: Alright, Let’s All Just Say Sorry On The Count Of Three.

Hello bros :)

I’ve changed my blog name from “goodbyefren” to “Gurt’sjseincorrectquotes”

I figured I’d say so just so people didn’t get confused about what blog they were following.

Hope y’all have a good day!

Gdbfn

I bet I could get the same thing if I slammed my head on the keyboard

(uwu a great find)

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….gl-n-h-hd.

thats literally it..

Anti: I hate you.

Jameson, signing: no you don’t

Anti, bitterly: no, I don’t.

Merry chrisler

Merry crisis

Merry chrima

Chase: So that’s my plan.
Anti: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
Chase: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Anti: It fucking sucks.
Chase: That’s not constructive criticism.

Jameson, signing: what time is it?

Anti: I don’t know, pass me that recorder

Anti: *plays recorder really loudly*

Henrik: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING RECORDER AT TWO AM

Anti: it’s two am

Marvin, rolling down the window: what seems to be the problem, officer?

Cop: get the FUCK out of my car

Henrik: there’s no such thing as a stupid question.

Jackie: what’s in mango salsa?

Henrik: I stand corrected

Jackie: if I punch myself and it hurts, am I strong, or am I weak?

Marvin: you’re strong

Anti: you’re weak.

Henrik: you’re an idiot

Jackie: I feel fine

Schneep: You were just stabbed!

Jackie: Don’t worry, I’ve been stabbed before

Schneep: YOU DON’T BUILD UP AN IMMUNITY TO BEING STABBED, JACKIE.