Chase: take me out.
Henrik: with a gun? Or like on a date?
Chase: surprise me.
Jackieboy-man: I’m stupid, he’s stupid, we’re all founders of club stupid.
JJ: *signs* It's all about the teamwork! If we work together, we can do anything!
Marvin: Oh my God, it's like a unicorn and a Care Bear had a baby, and it's you.
Henrik: what do you have, beating deep inside of you?
Anti: hate.
Henrik: no no no like the thing that pumps blood through your body
Anti: rage
Henrik: no, it’s a vital organ.
Anti: VENGANCE
Anti, scurrying across the kitchen floor with his little raccoon hands at three am: WHERE is the appley juice
Marvin, fending him off with a flyswatter: JACKIE THE CREATURE IS BACK
I think my eyes are pretty???
Also I don’t know how the tagging system works yet-
Alright.
Everyone,
And I mean EVERYONE
who sees this post has to reblog it with something they love about themselves and tag at least one other person. I’m tired of the self-negativity, myself included, so let’s try to spread some positivity, ok?
One thing I love about myself is my artistic abilities.
Tagging: @parade-of-the-defects @kerosene–angel @madhouse-at-midnight @feelin-peachy336 @phil-and-a-corgi @ashfire05 @emo-boi @emohyena @vyukami @gods-mistake-uwu @im-a-ban-im-a-bandito @fromthegallifrey @wherethewaterstarts-andyouend @hanna-does-stuff @anti-kalvin-club @frankielicious @iero @potdreadsfrank @essielf @frank-ierhoe @bitchyscemoenby @lil-mistake-boi @stressieboi @pureandbloodstained @gerardbutnotgerardway @spiderway95 @ghost-bonezz @tacozebra051 @tacobelltylerr @vesselsintrench @lu-hemmingss @luck-cat @vivalienne @trinazz @hpmerlinfan @illuminatilovesyou @save-yourself-stay-alive
Henrik: what’s our escape plan?
Jackieboy-man: our what?
Chase: oh my god we’re all going to die
Jameson, signing: what time is it?
Anti: I don’t know, pass me that recorder
Anti: *plays recorder really loudly*
Henrik: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING RECORDER AT TWO AM
Anti: it’s two am
With today’s Unus Annus video about the casket, I’m almost 100% sure they’re going to bury the dummy they made
What I like to think happened after the new Marvin video:
Marvin pulls his hand back from the orb with a gasp. He sits there for a moment, cradling his stung hand. What on earth had he just seen?
He jumps when the door opens, and light streams in. He hisses and brings an arm up to shield his eyes. Marvin hears someone, presumably one of his brothers, sigh.
“Marvin,” they say, and he realizes it’s Henrik. “Stop being edgy and turn on the light.”
Sah dude, my name is Gurt. Im pan, and my pronouns are he/theyOh yeah btw almost everything I reblog is on a sideblog called ‘Gurt reblogs’ I’m a fan of Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, CrankGameplays, and some othersI’m a sucker for theories, send some in! I have other interests, but if I were to list them all I’d be writing for a very long time.
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