Jackieboy-man: If You Kill A Killer, The Amount Of Murderers In The World Stays The Same.

Henrik: that’s a horrible christmas present

Jackie: trust me, he’ll love it.

Later:

Jameson, trying to cuddle all fifteen roombas: THANK YOU I LOVE MY CHILDREN

Henrik: what are you two doing riding around in a grocery cart?

Marvin: us two? Don’t you mean-oh god

Marvin and JBM in unison: JAMESON FELL OFF!!

Chase, showering peacefully, humming billie eilish:

Anti, pushing the shower curtain away: hey man- no stop screaming, it’s just me. We’re out of Cheetos, can you get some later?

WHOOO BAND CONCERT COMPLETED SUCCESSFULLY

IM SO HAPPY :D

Chase: which country has the most birds?

Chase: Portugeese

Jackie: wait

Anti: that’s a language

Jameson, signing: Portugull

Marvin: nice recovery

Henrik: turkey, how did we miss turkey?

Chase: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Jameson, signing: You and me!!!
Chase, tearing up: Okay.

I love the idea of Unus Annus.

Like, good funny content once a day everyday for a year? That’s the good shit, man.

I also love love love the concept of them deleting it at the end of the year. It shows that most things in life are temporary, but that you should make the most of them while you still can. That, even if it’s all gonna be gone one day, it’s still here right now to cherish, to look at the clock and think: “oh, today’s Unus Annus vid comes out in a few minutes!”

Whoopdie do da its late at night why am I doing this with my life-

Jameson, signing: why are you on the floor?

Chase: I’m depressed

Chase: also Anti stabbed me can you get Henrik?

Chase: when I get murdered, can you make sure it’s an unsolved case?

Henrik: what

Chase: I wanna be on buzzfeed unsolved

Jackie: can we go back to the part where you said ‘when’ you get murdered?

Anti: If you had to choose between Chase and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Marvin: That depends, how much money are we taking about?

Chase: Bro-

Anti: 63 cents.

Marvin: I'll take the money.

Chase: BRO-