Chase, Hiding Under His Bed: ...

Anti: yo chase you think I can get this egg into that cup without it cracking?

Chase: pfft, no

Anti throwing the egg at Henrik: guess you were right

Chase, sliding 10 dollars to Marvin: I’ll have the usual

Marvin: Sure thing

Marvin: *gives Chase a hug*

Sir-

Excuse me, sir-

Chase: you shouldn’t be using a straw

Anti: I know, it’s not good for the environment, blah blah blah.

Chase: no, that’s just a weird way to eat spaghetti

Schneep: did you have to stab him?

Anti: you weren’t there. You didn’t hear what he said to me.

Schneep: what did he say?

Anti: ‘what are you going to do, stab me?’

Jack: to be completely fair, I did deserve it.

Anyone: were you dropped on your head as a child?

Anti: bold of you to assume I was held

Anti: What's the point of saying you're "dressed to kill" if you're not even going to wear ONE little dagger strapped to your thigh? Not even a single poison ring on your finger where the engagement ring given to you by your recently deceased husband used to sit? Not even a concealed blade in the heel of one of your boots? Commit or quit

Happy holidays to everyone who follows me, I hope everyone has a fantastic day.

-Gurt

Marvin after whispering with JBM for ten minutes: we have a plan.

Jameson Jackson: thank goodness.

JBM: it involves fire

Henrik: absolutely not.

Chase, bored: do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Schneep: you’re a hazard to society

Anti, pushing Schneep away: and a coward, try twenty!