Okay—so I Was Baking Using My Alexa, And This Happened. It Says On One Side To Use Baking Powder, And

THE FUCKIN MAD LAD

HE DID IT

Congrats my dude

Henrik: we’ve got to find a way to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?

Anti: probably chase

Anti: me and Henrik get along fine! Right, henny?

Henrik: I have never been more stressed out in my life

Chase: love is cheap.... but this booze is cheaper

Marvin, concerned and looking into Chase’s bottle: this is just vinegar

WHOOO BAND CONCERT COMPLETED SUCCESSFULLY

IM SO HAPPY :D

Jackie: Mufasa’s death made me cry again

Anti: it’s okay, he’s not a real horse it’s just a cartoon

Jackie: HORSE?

Anti: to be fair I’ve never seen it

Jackie: ITS CALLED ‘LION KING’???

Chase: why did the chicken cross the road?

Anti: ...why?

Chase: to get to the idiot’s house

Chase: knock knock

Anti: who’s there?

Chase: the chicken

Anti:

Chase:

Anti: I won’t stab you on one condition.

Chase: what?

Anti: go tell this joke to Jackie

Anti, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Jackie, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Chase, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Marvin, trembling: What the fuck are we playing

Anti: what’s that infestation of tiny creatures over there?

Chase: those are children. It’s called a school.

I walk past the sliding glass door to get to my living room, and you know what I see?

Banana on a mug