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Me internally: so I'm sertently not abled but im not really disabled

...

So I started using a cane

Did this in art class today it's a statue called the rape of Persephone but my art teacher thought it was Apollo and Daphne

This makes me wanna actually watch a sport

But like only hockey

*calling your colleague voluptuous* *begging him for kisses* *bouncing on it (his lap, while manifesting a goal)* yeah. checks out. just a normal day at the office for them

Me: I'm not disabled

My brain : how many braces are you wherein right now?

Me:...4

My brain: you know what that means!

Me : I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets?

If anyone ever wants to know what education neglect looks like its my 23 year old sister thinking that julius caesar was the guy who had jesus crucified

I present to you ....

Birds

Ones a chickadee and ones a tufted titmouse i would say guess which is which but one is labeled

Julius "Curly" Caesar a bald man who's name means hairy girl bossed too close to the sun and as a result was dramatically penetrated 23 ...by knifes already 2069 slutty slutty years ago

Good by drama queen you would have loved twitter

Ides of March 2025 is going to be a fucking blast because it will have been 2069 years since Caesar's death day

I keep seeing stuff of the batfam thinking jay is a hallucination or having hallucinations of him before he comes back and I have no idea where this comes from but I need more of it in my life

But especially with dick actually hallucinating like as a person who does hallucinate and deals with it by rationalizing it away i need more of this

And tip for anyone who likes to write fics about this there are a bunch of different hallucination types that all come in a wide range from feeling like there's a bug crawling on you or seeing something in the shadows, or in the corner of your eye to having a full on interaction with another human being it's a it's broad range

you know… we talk a fuck ton about Dick seeing Jason and assuming he’s a hallucination, but like. what about Red Hood? Jason accidentally fucks up and the first time Dick meets Red Hood it’s when Jason’s out of the helmet, and instead of realising that the Red Hood is Jason Todd and Jason Todd is alive, he figures that not only is he hallucinating a grown up Jason, but he’s hallucinating that Jason is a murdering crime lord that doesn’t exist.

Dick doesn’t think Red Hood’s real. Jason thinks that Dick’s letting the crime shit slide as like… a peace offering between brothers. Dick straight up doesn’t realise that the crimes are actually happening.

Dick: well seems like things are pretty peaceful tonight… better head home

local radio station: according to reports the Red Hood of Crime Alley has been involved in a fear toxin drug bust down by the docks that has ended in the deaths of fifty-three men-

Dick: ha, nice try brain. i’m not getting involved with fake villains tonight!

Oracle in his ear: dude people are dying

Dick: STOP GASLIGHTING ME

he’s in the cave and Bruce is discussing a case with Tim and Tim’s talking about how they can’t get the information they need because every time they get close to Crime Alley they’re chased out and Dick’s like ?? lmfao skill issue how the fuck is Batman getting run out of Crime Alley

Bruce: well because of how serious the problems we’ve been having with Hood are-

Dick: if it’s that hard just don’t have a hood on your costume? geez man i can get you the info from Crime Alley no need for a fashion freak out

Bruce and Tim: ????

but bcs Dick doesn’t acknowledge Red Hood as an issue Jason is kind of like ‘……ok so fuck the bats for real, but Nightwing’s chill. we rockin w Dick bcs Dick rockin w us.’ so Nightwing can wander through the alley without any issue. him and Red Hood have a calm chat while Nightwing collects the info Bruce needs and then he waves goodbye like ‘well it was nice seeing you again fake-criminal-jay! you should join me for dinner next weekend it makes me feel less stupid for talking to myself when i can see you!’ and Red Hood’s waving back as he leaves like ‘well i could probably drop by for a few hours around six- wait wdym fake?’

Dick, wandering into the cave with the info: seriously you guys are so weird, i didn’t even see anybody the entire time i was there

Bruce and Tim, have been watching him on cctv joking with the Red Hood for the past three hours: ?!?!?!?!?

I found a movie that looks like Harry potter but with talking dogs it's called the wizard of paws and this is my initial reaction completely unedited and also one hundred percent done with voice to talk because i'm lazy.

Evil, bad guy looks like stereotypical evil bad guy, no, really. The first scene is like 2 guys running around one in white and huddled over himself and the other guy all in black with greasy hair and half looking like a bad rip-off of Johnny Depp. But worse and living out of a trailer park yet somehow trying to look rich, just goes running after him while exploding trees, but if b. Really bad cgi, so the tree just kind of disappears.After he points a stick at it

This movie feels like it was made in nineteen 1999 with a budget in the negative

The script is so bad and forced It's almost funny

I had to look it up so I hit pause.But this movie is from 2014!!

The dog has yet to talk

The script makes it feel like this was written by a 10-year-old no, seriously, this moved. You feels half like someone's student film or like. Oh a family movie that somehow had special effects. But the special effectsIf it's a real movie kind of feel like, oh, you can tell whoever whatever production studio made this was just really poor

The dog is really cute.Ten out of ten would recommend specifically for ozzy, the dog

A third of a way through the movie and the main character finally has both a personality and emotions. Unlike the rest of the cast

THE DOG TALKS!

The child is now officially readable, he finds out he can use magic and just does it for his chores.

The small child bully looks like spike from christmas with the cranks.Except in like a black wife, beater with stains all over somehow

Dead good magician is very cryptic and half talks and riddles, but answers, no questions

Wait a second is only halfway through the movie. And the main character is not even half way through the movie, and the main character is already fighting up against the big bad guy and whitney.What?It's not even halfway through the movie.What do you mean

Mister tiny becoming tiny, is not my favorite

✨️Prestigitation✨️

There's an entire talentro arc, and that's fine, but I was not expecting the bully to have like two seconds of screenshot ing on screen or for it to immediately switch over to kids doing the cup song

Screw tinyThe dog does sarcasm.This is now my favorite

DOGGOS

Oh my godIs there a love story in here?These kids are like ten

There is no god stop it.Please let this just be a pure friendship.Friendship be this friendship

Why are ninety percent of the interactions in this movie?People being ablist to the fact that the main character is a service dog

Oh my god emotions, emotions, no, get away from me

¿¿¿¿Frog?????

Is the maiden? Is the main premise of this movie that the kid does magic at? Talentros, but is real magic. And has talking dog. What is this movie?

This movie with magic and a talking dog that is also magic is about a child. Entering a large talent show to win money, so they aren't evicted.

This movie with a talking dog, it's about a child going to a teletrow to save his house

Nevermind, maybe evil magician shows up at a talent show will update.

No don't leave whack a mole the child

BIG DOGGO

~the magic school busss~

Anti drunk driving psa ( is talking down the drunk driver? What's going to save his dad? No, no Sam was killed by evil magician, not drunk drivers. They explicitly showed evil magician.)

"The magic may be gone but the magic was inside you all along"

No no no you see the magic is dog

I was coming in second place in a talent show magic your dad back alive. There's only six more minutes they're not going to explain that

Never mind, they spend the next 6 minutes describing how him time-traveling and drawing talking down a drunk driver is. In fact, what saved his dad? It just took nothing another half of the movie for that, to process and the timeline. And it actually to work

Why is it that when you go under the hallucinations tag it's just kpop

I wanna talk to other people who have the Horrors not whatever thus is

So the great thing about lowlight hallucinations is you shine a light on somthing it disappears....

And I have hallucinations of large spiders and sometimes bugs

All this to say i shined a likt on a spider AND IT DIDNT FUCKING DISAPPEAR!

Keep in mind i hallucinate large spiders like large large spiders like big and this Fucker Didn't DISAPPEAR!

And to top it all of you want a combination from hell add tactical hallucinations to all this...you know the one where you feel like there's bugs crawling on you

Bird is locked in horny jail

This feathered menace was caught simultaneously masturbating and regurgitating on one of my stuffed animals shame them for their crimes

Auditory hallucinations are fun cuz you can have like a demon whispering directly into only your left ear sound like they came straight out of hell and the one word the deem important enough to tell you is just fucking B̴̙̿͗̄̽̈́̕͝ṛ̷̦͎̞̌̾̀̓̈́͝e̸̛̹͊̚a̵̛͇̱̤̟͉̱̞͆̌̾̿̚d̸̹͕̝͋̇̔̊͘

One thing that nice about low light hallucinations is something you shine a light in it it'll disappear or get smaller and if you do it repeatedly you get a little light show where the image keeps changing

Also it's really fun when it's not something your scared of like I'm terrified of spiders and that's what I usually see but right now there's a little jellyfish on my ceiling and that's adore

I did a thing for art class the original is Salome by Alphonse Muslim

I did a thing for art class the original is Salome by Alphonse Muslim

Reposting this so I can find it when brain stops

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

Ok so aperently this was a love scam thing that people usually pull on the elderly and my autistic ass just completely missed the mark trying to get us back on topic to the insurance thing he was supposed to be selling me that I don't qualify for like my mind was fully just "sir your a telemarketer, aren't you supposed to be marketing me something can we just get back to that so I can say no and hang up i don't know how to respond to you flirting with me when you refuse to take a hint" but also I mentioned being a 20 something college student what money do you think I have for you to scam to begin with if ither of us was gonna be asking for money it would have been me???

I never thought I would be proposed to by a telemarker but I guess sometimes things happen???

One second your trying to tell someone your too young for Medicare please stop calling the next they ask if your single then propose cuz your voice sounds nice? Only for it to end with them flirting for 10 minutes while trying to arrange a date from half way across the country.

I got crack treated seriously and I hate that it's right cuz I look for that tag so damn often

You know i never made one of this tag games, i also want to join the fun

Which ao3 tag are you?

this quiz

@godlygraciouscoffeedweb @that-weird-thing-in-the-woods @katty-love-bi-lith

wanna join?

I never thought I would be proposed to by a telemarker but I guess sometimes things happen???

One second your trying to tell someone your too young for Medicare please stop calling the next they ask if your single then propose cuz your voice sounds nice? Only for it to end with them flirting for 10 minutes while trying to arrange a date from half way across the country.

I fucking hate hallucinations because want do you mean I see a bug on my arm in my dreams and get woken up from a dead sleep cuz I can feel it one me in real life and I wake up and see it it's fucking there right on my arm where I can feel it but that's not a bug that exists in the real world it's a cross between a cricket and a cockroch the size of a tarantula it don't fucking exist and Yet The Bitch is On My Arm

I hate it here whatever wird bounce package this is I would like to unsubscribe whatever this is I didn't sign up for it

I know this is a joke but I desperately need this to happen

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

Got to love being in-between hyperfixations and trying to decide what Fandom to read fic on like do I want funny bullshit and read bnha creak or do I decide I don't care about my mental health and read marauders fics

THE PRINCE FROM ELLA ENCHANTED IS WILL GRAHM!!!!

so i was watching a videa esay on ella enchanted and the themes of consent like you do when ALL OF A SUDDEN A FUCKING BABBY WILL GRAHAM IS ON MY SCREEN like Will Ghram the Hannibal character and I just stoped working because what do you mean this baby faced prince charming from a princess movie iS fUcKinG WILL GRAHAM

I feel like there's isn't enough people aware of the fact that there's an alternative to caffeine like I have ADHD, caffeine doesn't wake me up, it puts me to sleep. I took 8 shots of espresso and promptly Fell the asleep on my desk. But there's an alternative, it just may be a dubiously legal herbal supplement, potentially Depending on what state you're in but yeah, just like microdose mushrooms you will be wide awake. You'll have energy, you'll be able to focus, and you won't fall asleep for hours.

Actually, now that I think about it mushrooms just flood your system with dopamine and microdosing, just plugs your system with a smaller amount of the okamine, and I have passions. So maybe this is just making me a normal person for a few hours to get my school done...

I....

What

But yeah no microdose good alternative to caffeine for adhd when you have to cram a paper you forgot about the night before it's due inclass

So I'm taking an art class and we where doing counter balance in class and right when I was finished the professor comes over and tells me to add more colors like bitch i work in monochrome thers already 2 colors what more do you want from me so I add purple I finish the he come back around and tells me I need more color so now I add yellow and I'm thinking ok this is enough right it looks good no more but this bitch comes back around and tells me more colors you need warm colors like red or orange and I'm just sitting there like I have black blue purple and yellow isn't this enough have you ever heard of a color palette but no so I add the damn red and nowni hate it

I want to be admitted

"To an asylum?" I hear you ask

No a morge

YOUR SKIN CRAWING IS A METEPHOR!!

Your not it's supposed to feel like there's something crawling on you the phrase your skin crawling is met metaphorically!

THIS IS ANOTHER TYPE OF HALLUCINATION!