Why Is It That When You Go Under The Hallucinations Tag It's Just Kpop

Bruh I feel like Im stuck in some sort of weird limbo like I'm between hyper fixations at the moment and my friend keeps trying to get me to watch sk8 the infinity and I want to I really want to but I also want to go back to one of my old hyperfixations ....

Like my friend I do desperately want to watch the gay catastrophe that is sk8 the infinity but I also want to rewatch the entirety of supernatural and also reread this one very specific HP fanfic about the Marauders

Like ADHD WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS AJDBSJSJXV

Me internally: so I'm sertently not abled but im not really disabled

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So I started using a cane

Auditory hallucinations are fun cuz you can have like a demon whispering directly into only your left ear sound like they came straight out of hell and the one word the deem important enough to tell you is just fucking B̴̙̿͗̄̽̈́̕͝ṛ̷̦͎̞̌̾̀̓̈́͝e̸̛̹͊̚a̵̛͇̱̤̟͉̱̞͆̌̾̿̚d̸̹͕̝͋̇̔̊͘

I never thought I would be proposed to by a telemarker but I guess sometimes things happen???

One second your trying to tell someone your too young for Medicare please stop calling the next they ask if your single then propose cuz your voice sounds nice? Only for it to end with them flirting for 10 minutes while trying to arrange a date from half way across the country.

there was a cockrotch and now i wanna die

1 what the fuck are there cockrotches litterly everywhere in florida

2 why is it that when you go from lee county to collier them fuckers triple in size like ill be at college and get them and its nat as back cuz there like maby an inch on the larger side then I come home find one that's like 3 inches call it big and have my dad say that its actually one of the smaller one and I just HOW THE FUCK IS THAT WHANNA THE SMALLER ONES

3 i was already paranoid being jump scared by a cockrotch the size if my index finger is not helping

I had to do this for class project and I never realized that she is usually depicted moaning or that the story behind the Ecstasy of Saint Teresa is so sexually charged like it's not that sexually charged but for a baroque depiction of a nun it's more than I was expecting

That moment when you realize cum was the first salad dressing:

Ok so tumbler I figured out the problem with boomers....they all have lead posining.ALL OF THEM. How you know this I hear you asking well my mother ( a boomer) had lead paint on her baby crib and all the wall of her house! It was standard! my mom even had crystal drinking glasses made from lead. My dad also a boomer went to a school that had a lead tank and piping for the children's water fountain! And most city's have or had lead piping mostly used for drinking water! And lead paint was only band SPASTICITY FOR HOMES in 1978! And even worse to add to this monumentally idiotic trend of lead in everything...we've known about the dangers of lead poisoning since fucking hellenistic greek. In case you don't know lead poisoning in children can lead to mental problems, developmental delays, neurological changes and memory loss, and any exposure to lead is considered dangerous.

Taking trains is weird cuz sometime there are so many extra seats you can have 4 all to yourself without being an ass hole and sometimes the trains so packed that getting early means getting some Prime Restate on the fucking ✨floor✨ cuz several assholes have decided to man spread so much that they take up 3 fucking seats with their feet and luggage while an elderly woman death stares them for the entire hour long ride-

Anthropology is amazing cuz this is an actual project I handed in on jargon and got full credit for like I just pulled this shit out my ass and got an A