Did this in art class today it's a statue called the rape of Persephone but my art teacher thought it was Apollo and Daphne
so i was watching a videa esay on ella enchanted and the themes of consent like you do when ALL OF A SUDDEN A FUCKING BABBY WILL GRAHAM IS ON MY SCREEN like Will Ghram the Hannibal character and I just stoped working because what do you mean this baby faced prince charming from a princess movie iS fUcKinG WILL GRAHAM
Was anyone gonna fucking tell me that 1 theres a fantastic 4 movie coming out but More importantly PEDRO PASCAL IS PLAYING REES RICHARDS !?!?! DOSE ANY ONE SEE THE PROVLEM .....No?!?!? Am I The ONLY One?!?!? PEDRO PASCAL IS TOO HOT TO PLAY REED HE SHOULD BE JOHNY AND THE GUY PLAYING JOHNY IS JUST DORKY ENOUGH FOR REED THOSE 2 NEED TO SWICH NOW!
Hiding pride flags in homophobic parents basement#2
So far they spectrum nothing
To them it is all but colorful fish
I absolutely hate water color maybe if I had an instructor actually instruct it wouldn't be so bad but noooo
Why is it that when you go under the hallucinations tag it's just kpop
I wanna talk to other people who have the Horrors not whatever thus is
I found a movie that looks like Harry potter but with talking dogs it's called the wizard of paws and this is my initial reaction completely unedited and also one hundred percent done with voice to talk because i'm lazy.
Evil, bad guy looks like stereotypical evil bad guy, no, really. The first scene is like 2 guys running around one in white and huddled over himself and the other guy all in black with greasy hair and half looking like a bad rip-off of Johnny Depp. But worse and living out of a trailer park yet somehow trying to look rich, just goes running after him while exploding trees, but if b. Really bad cgi, so the tree just kind of disappears.After he points a stick at it
This movie feels like it was made in nineteen 1999 with a budget in the negative
The script is so bad and forced It's almost funny
I had to look it up so I hit pause.But this movie is from 2014!!
The dog has yet to talk
The script makes it feel like this was written by a 10-year-old no, seriously, this moved. You feels half like someone's student film or like. Oh a family movie that somehow had special effects. But the special effectsIf it's a real movie kind of feel like, oh, you can tell whoever whatever production studio made this was just really poor
The dog is really cute.Ten out of ten would recommend specifically for ozzy, the dog
A third of a way through the movie and the main character finally has both a personality and emotions. Unlike the rest of the cast
THE DOG TALKS!
The child is now officially readable, he finds out he can use magic and just does it for his chores.
The small child bully looks like spike from christmas with the cranks.Except in like a black wife, beater with stains all over somehow
Dead good magician is very cryptic and half talks and riddles, but answers, no questions
Wait a second is only halfway through the movie. And the main character is not even half way through the movie, and the main character is already fighting up against the big bad guy and whitney.What?It's not even halfway through the movie.What do you mean
Mister tiny becoming tiny, is not my favorite
✨️Prestigitation✨️
There's an entire talentro arc, and that's fine, but I was not expecting the bully to have like two seconds of screenshot ing on screen or for it to immediately switch over to kids doing the cup song
Screw tinyThe dog does sarcasm.This is now my favorite
DOGGOS
Oh my godIs there a love story in here?These kids are like ten
There is no god stop it.Please let this just be a pure friendship.Friendship be this friendship
Why are ninety percent of the interactions in this movie?People being ablist to the fact that the main character is a service dog
Oh my god emotions, emotions, no, get away from me
¿¿¿¿Frog?????
Is the maiden? Is the main premise of this movie that the kid does magic at? Talentros, but is real magic. And has talking dog. What is this movie?
This movie with magic and a talking dog that is also magic is about a child. Entering a large talent show to win money, so they aren't evicted.
This movie with a talking dog, it's about a child going to a teletrow to save his house
Nevermind, maybe evil magician shows up at a talent show will update.
No don't leave whack a mole the child
BIG DOGGO
~the magic school busss~
Anti drunk driving psa ( is talking down the drunk driver? What's going to save his dad? No, no Sam was killed by evil magician, not drunk drivers. They explicitly showed evil magician.)
"The magic may be gone but the magic was inside you all along"
No no no you see the magic is dog
I was coming in second place in a talent show magic your dad back alive. There's only six more minutes they're not going to explain that
Never mind, they spend the next 6 minutes describing how him time-traveling and drawing talking down a drunk driver is. In fact, what saved his dad? It just took nothing another half of the movie for that, to process and the timeline. And it actually to work
This makes me wanna actually watch a sport
But like only hockey
*calling your colleague voluptuous* *begging him for kisses* *bouncing on it (his lap, while manifesting a goal)* yeah. checks out. just a normal day at the office for them
I know this is a joke but I desperately need this to happen
musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction
random shit idiots welcome anthropology major histor minor G pronouns: all (I horde them like a dragon)
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