Me: I'm not disabled
My brain : how many braces are you wherein right now?
Me:...4
My brain: you know what that means!
Me : I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets?
Its all acab and don't talk to the pigs and the system is fucked till someone threatens to kill you then everyone like 'call the cops' 'you need to go to the cops' 'you should call the cops'
Bitch I don't wanna do paperwork I've got finals in 2 weeks
I did a thing for art class the original is Salome by Alphonse Muslim
I don't know what god I pissed off to land myself in this forsaken state but I fucking hate florida and I don't know what sadistic little bitch decided to green light my demonic foreshadowing but I dOnT lIkE tHiS nO-
I went to get food and there was a cockroach in with my forks
If god wanted me dead so bad he didn't have to make me wanna be the not living cuz ✨bug✨ bitch your god strike me down yourself
Hears all the witch craft that I hide in the basement of my christian parents house
I can't wait for when all the trolls and hardcore memers get real ass jobs and suddenly the industry itself is just vine references and trolling you and the president unironicly uses the word yeet in a speech about terrorists and the world is just chaos
Hiding pride flags in my homophobic parents basement#4
I have lost all SENCE OF SUBTLETY!
SUBTLETY IS LOST ON ME
..oh my god they just think it's a bunch of pretty colors....
Haha gay frog
GOnA TurN tHe FrIcKn FroGs gAy
you can huff and puff all you want but Im not letinn you out fEthErS
random shit idiots welcome anthropology major histor minor G pronouns: all (I horde them like a dragon)
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