Auditory Hallucinations Are Fun Cuz You Can Have Like A Demon Whispering Directly Into Only Your Left

I Have Been Tricked. I AM BETTRAYED. This Cookie is evil???

I grab cookie Greek Cresent, Cresent moon shaped covered in powder sugar. Me try to bite cookie and it is rock??? Me try again it is cookie, but why rock? I finally bite into cookie and It Is NOT GREEK CRESENT!?!? ITS BASCUTT! Why? How? Why? Why is the biscott on the plate with the Greek Cresents?? But More Importantly WHY IS THE BISCOTTI DISGUISED AS GREEK CRESENTS!?!? I would think Nan did this with malice but she's not there enough for that! This Wasn't Intential! So why is the biscott cresent shaped but What Sane Person Puts POWDERED SUGAR ON BISCOTTI?!?!

Julius "Curly" Caesar a bald man who's name means hairy girl bossed too close to the sun and as a result was dramatically penetrated 23 ...by knifes already 2069 slutty slutty years ago

Good by drama queen you would have loved twitter

Ides of March 2025 is going to be a fucking blast because it will have been 2069 years since Caesar's death day

I keep trying to be silent cuz my roommates like to sleep in but god forbid you have to get up for any reason ciz if I shift my wait even slightly my bed bed starts creaking like the joints of en elderly man

If anyone ever wants to know what education neglect looks like its my 23 year old sister thinking that julius caesar was the guy who had jesus crucified

So I saw this this somewhere that was like 'if gen z was religious we would probably call god daddy not big G' but like I had this pastor once who after seeing the word Abba in the bible translated it to daddy and ended up calling god daddy god, and he would leed pray by starting 'daddy god please' Wich for SE reason in retrospect sounds kinky. But yeah he head the entire youth group referring to god as daddy god for like a month

Invasive thoughts and the innate need to share them and ruin other people's mental health so your not suffering alone

Vs

~Anxiety~

Me and my friend rewatching banana fish

Friend: why do we torcher ourselves like this

Me for some god awful reason: because pain is an easy emotion to feel and it reminds us that we still have emotions to feel so we enjoy the suffering that reminds us were human

Friend: why...

Ok so tumbler I figured out the problem with boomers....they all have lead posining.ALL OF THEM. How you know this I hear you asking well my mother ( a boomer) had lead paint on her baby crib and all the wall of her house! It was standard! my mom even had crystal drinking glasses made from lead. My dad also a boomer went to a school that had a lead tank and piping for the children's water fountain! And most city's have or had lead piping mostly used for drinking water! And lead paint was only band SPASTICITY FOR HOMES in 1978! And even worse to add to this monumentally idiotic trend of lead in everything...we've known about the dangers of lead poisoning since fucking hellenistic greek. In case you don't know lead poisoning in children can lead to mental problems, developmental delays, neurological changes and memory loss, and any exposure to lead is considered dangerous.