I Got Crack Treated Seriously And I Hate That It's Right Cuz I Look For That Tag So Damn Often

I present to you ....

Birds

Ones a chickadee and ones a tufted titmouse i would say guess which is which but one is labeled

Update on my earbuds being quicky and only registering base so I'm listening to corpse... The song fuk u lol sounds rEaLy wEiRd and somewhat Demønic as The only thing I hear is him glitching in and out screaming fuck you- secondly anytime someone else is singing all I hear is the screaming in the background... Suffice to say I know know a good way to scare the cowardly and superstitious just play corpse music with only the base~

Did you know that if nasa we're considering anything for a 9th planet it would be there 'hypothetical' planet that they have nO pRoof even EXISTS AIDHSV WHAT ABOUT PLUTO!

YOu knOw there are 4 other 'dWaRf' planets in our solar system that no one even talks about!I mean Ceres, Makemake, Haumea Eris! MY AUTO CORRECT DOESN'T EVEN RECOGNIZE THEM A FUCKING WORDS! WHAT THE FUCK GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER NASA DWARF PLANETS ARE PLANETS TO !STOP IGNORING THEM PEOPLE! VEVA LA PLUTO BITCHES!

AJSHSVSHSH!

One thing that nice about low light hallucinations is something you shine a light in it it'll disappear or get smaller and if you do it repeatedly you get a little light show where the image keeps changing

Also it's really fun when it's not something your scared of like I'm terrified of spiders and that's what I usually see but right now there's a little jellyfish on my ceiling and that's adore

I never thought I would be proposed to by a telemarker but I guess sometimes things happen???

One second your trying to tell someone your too young for Medicare please stop calling the next they ask if your single then propose cuz your voice sounds nice? Only for it to end with them flirting for 10 minutes while trying to arrange a date from half way across the country.

I just turned to my bird and went "ah yes you are a magic shitter my glorious bitch" only for feather to stare at me inconspicuously and start screaming in my ear as if I did not just complet her

Me internally: so I'm sertently not abled but im not really disabled

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So I started using a cane

I don't know what god I pissed off to land myself in this forsaken state but I fucking hate florida and I don't know what sadistic little bitch decided to green light my demonic foreshadowing but I dOnT lIkE tHiS nO-

I went to get food and there was a cockroach in with my forks

If god wanted me dead so bad he didn't have to make me wanna be the not living cuz ✨bug✨ bitch your god strike me down yourself