I know this is a joke but I desperately need this to happen
musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction
Hiding pride flags in homophobic parents basement#2
So far they spectrum nothing
To them it is all but colorful fish
I fucling love my professor, finals are next week and he let me hand in a paper today that was due 4 weeks ago
Nothing can make a nerd feel like a god more then finishing the first game of thrones book in 2 day while also studying for 3 finals and writing a term paper all at once
So I saw this this somewhere that was like 'if gen z was religious we would probably call god daddy not big G' but like I had this pastor once who after seeing the word Abba in the bible translated it to daddy and ended up calling god daddy god, and he would leed pray by starting 'daddy god please' Wich for SE reason in retrospect sounds kinky. But yeah he head the entire youth group referring to god as daddy god for like a month
Got to love waking up in the middle of the night from a nightmare only to end up hallucinating the thing you were having a nightmare about then ending up in a Google deep dive that results in you reading actual scientific papers on the subject when you realize hallucinations aren't normal and are trying to figure out if your gonna need to get dion with a new flavor of crazy....
Anyone
Anyone at all
Nope just me
So I started using a cane and my initial thoughts for the first day using around campus all day are...
It makes nosie I didn't realize it would make that much noise how I didn't realize that while using it at home I don't know but out in public very aware of the clicking sound
My ankles still a little sore but like it dosnt Hurt just sore usually it hurts by now
My back hurts but that's unrelated I just forgot to where the brace
You can trip over a cane like you do your feet
So far anthropology professor is the only one who hasent brought attention to me using a cane now
I apparently can't use it for long on my right side before my rist hurts 🙃 but it feels unnatural to use it with my off hand at first
Neither knee hurts right now to that good
I would like to schedule a murder.
Next Saturday. Bed wars.
Just You, Me and The Void™️
The biblical god is just a wattpad writer
Think about it what do all writers do, give there favorite characters ✨trama✨
What does god continually do to his chosen people
✨trama✨
And look at the world around us theres not enough consistency in the plot for life to be an ao3 fic no look at florida-man the only way that exists outside of wattpad is in a crack fic and I refuse to belive we live in an abandoned ao3 crack fic-
random shit idiots welcome anthropology major histor minor G pronouns: all (I horde them like a dragon)
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