Drake?

Isn’t that just Jesus but less…

WOULD THAT MAKE THEM

U L T I M A T E J E S U S

thank u for ur sleep posting service i was so moved that i am about to get into bed cozystyle for a full 8 hrs

you are so awesome. you should sleep a thousand years in one night

update:

you are not letting go of the spoon oh god oh fuck

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses i accidentally made you out of expired food.

fuck algebra i don’t need it just give me a dead body and i’ll figure it out from there

Reblog for golf cart monkey

guy who explodes into blood and viscera to escape uncomfortable situations

me when i walk into a swarm of gnats

Not to be controversial or anything but I’d eat that

Ok so Haumea, a dwarf planet beyond Pluto, spins so fast it gets elongated like this. This is just what it looks like. Something deeply unsettles me looking at it. Terrifying.

oh damn I havent posted in a while better leave a meme from twitter… also i have a twitter now