Doctor Strange And The Multiverse Of Madness Leaks

Me: *goes to friends house*

Friend: Hey, this is my place, whadda ya think?

Me: where’s the pee sock

Friend: …

Me: …

Friend: I thought you’d never ask!

GUYS ITS NEIL DAY

You go to fight the tooth fairy and these are the boss rooms

i cant stop fucking laughing

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses i accidentally made you out of expired food.

ITS TIME TO GET FUCKING SPOOKY

Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

Pukicho what's going on with the notebook in ur new merch

I kept accidentally putting him inside another notebook, I don’t know how but I thought it looked neat so I kept it

Never not reblog

here's ur not so daily does of memes