*Pokémon Battle Theme Starts Playing* A Wild Death Threat Appeared!

What do you believe in now?

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

Me: *goes to friends house*

Friend: Hey, this is my place, whadda ya think?

Me: where’s the pee sock

Friend: …

Me: …

Friend: I thought you’d never ask!

im going to lose my mind why is he doing the fucking pose

my brother and I don't say "mcdonalds" when referring to the fast food chain. we've always said "mcnaldo's", then it became "naldo's". now it's simply "nald". and we always refer to it as a single unit. like "do you want a nald?"

tinder should have a feature called super block and if you press it that person dies

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses i accidentally made you out of expired food.

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh