“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
Oh my god danny davito and optimus prime
Luke Skywalker and The Mandalorian. 😍
It’s fukin 12:40 am and I have made a tumblr account and have been scrolling through for the past hour. I love this place
ITS TIME TO GET FUCKING SPOOKY
Me: yeah I've been eating nothing but buckshot for like six days is that gonna be a problem?
Nurse who runs the MRI machine: Duuude this is gonna be so cool
Me: does literally the slightest thing wrong
My brain:
Not gonna li, I almost passed out listening to that guys voice. It was very soothing and calming while talking about paralyzing fear that is struck in to anyone unknowing about the difference between a rabbit and a hare
if you don’t know the difference between a hare and a rabbit you’ve never gazed into the cold wild eyes of a hare and known that if it could speak it would speak backwards
What do you believe in now?
guy glued to the wall and mushrooms growing off the wall room
Carsten Höller's 'Upside Down Mushroom Room' from 2000 in the Fondazione Prada, Milan
Leaked screen shots for Cars 3: I Fucked your Mom