Latest Posts by crayonboy - Page 6

Well, depends on the time of the day 

drew this earlier today cause i was tired of not drawing something awful 

Hey daddy, I wanna interact with strade at a bar...how do you think that'll go down? Treat me well♡

Oh my sweet little love,,, so good to see!! ♡ Of course I would treat you well, but theres no telling how he would treat you~

He would've come in rather late, looking for another poor soul to pick up for his own amusement. But little could he guess about the sweet little server passing out drinks as he scours the sitting area. You only really catch his eye after you brought him a drink he never ordered, but was nonetheless one of his favorites. Thats when he starts paying attention.

He starts off by complimenting your lovely eyes, how they remind him of a fox. May say his little fox even. Down to your fluffy reddish hair and the way you swivel around tables so smooth and deftly. You would bite back though, not one to let some random man comment on your body in anyway. And that riles him up even more.

You're striking, eye-catching, with the fire in your eyes and the bite in your words. How you seem to know your regulars intimately, addressing some by name and even asking about their personal lives. He's, at the very least, intrigued, maybe even a tad infatuated. Definitely planning on how to steal you away, he'd love to see your fight up close and personal, and 100% directed at him.

So he sticks around. Waits until the bar closes. Hangs out by the door, waiting patiently. Only to see.you leave with your fellow employees. A small group. Okay, so you're smarter than most people. He can admire that. All the sweeter then, when he does finally steal you away.

@creepy-bi-day @syonaravalen @cryptic-writings

ren suffocates law while he sleepin because his face js so comfy to sit on

nnhhngnn comfy

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Hannah Gadsby, “Douglas” (Now on Netflix)

reminder !!

❤️ you are loved

💜 you are appreciated

💛 you are valid

💙 you are amazing

💓 you are wanted

💞 you are beautiful

💕 you are smart

💖 you deserve to be alive

💝 you deserve to eat

💘 you deserve to be loved

💗 people want you alive

when it’s time for dinner…

Logic

Me: So one cookie?

Anorexia: Not if you want to be skinny

Anxiety: What if you want more after one?

Depression: it’s not like you’ll be able to loose weight anyway, might as well eat all the cookies

Logic: You’ve already burned off all the calories you’re going to eat from that one cookie, it’s not going to do anything to you except maybe make you a little bloated-

Me: SKinNi NOW

Whattup I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never learned how to gain any goddamn self control.

Why would I spend money on food when I could spend it on ✨𝓼𝓴𝓲𝓷 𝓬𝓪𝓻𝓮✨

I’m really getting sick and tired of seeing post like these. You not liking your body doesn’t give you the right to make fun of random fat people. No one owes you thinness, and people are allowed to like and be comfortable in their bodies. STOP USING REAL IMAGES OF FAT PEOPLE AS “REVERSESPO” YOU POS

When you wanna get this bread, but you know it’s 80 calories a slice

Chicas

Self care 101 

I’m going to give you the best piece of Adult Life Is Hard advice I’ve ever learned:

Talk to people when things go to shit.

I don’t just mean get it off your chest, although that’s good. I mean: Something’s wrong with your paycheck/you lost your job/you had unexpected emergency car repairs and now you’re broke so your credit card payment is late. Like, not just 15 days late. We’re talking, shit got crazy and now you’re 90 days late with compounded interest and late fees and the Minimum Payment Due is, like, $390, and you’ve got about $3.90 in your bank account. Call the credit card company. 

I know it’s scary. I know you feel like you’re going to get in trouble, like you’re gong to get yelled at or scolded for not having your life together. But the credit card company isn’t your parents; they’re just interested in getting money from you. And you can’t squeeze blood from a stone or money from someone who doesn’t have any. So what you do is you call them. You explain you’re experiencing temporary financial hardships, and you’re currently unable to bring your account up to date, but you don’t want to just let it get worse. Can you maybe talk to someone about a payment plan so you can work something out? Nine times out of ten you’ll be able to negotiate something so that at least it’s not just taking a constant, giant shit on your credit score.

- Can’t pay your power bill? Call the power company.

- Can’t pay your full rent? Talk to your landlord.

- Had to go to the hospital without insurance and have giant medical bills looming in your place? Call the hospital and ask if they have someone who helps people with financial hardships. Many do.

- Got super sick and missed half a semester of class because flu/pneumonia/auto-immune problems/depressive episode? Talk to your professor. If that doesn’t help, talk to your advisor.

You may not be able to fix everything, but you’ll likely be able to make improvements. At the very least, it’s possible that they have a list of people you can contact to help you with things. (Also, don’t be afraid to google things like, “I can’t pay my power bill [state you live in]” because you’d be surprised at what turns up on Google!) But the thing is, people in these positions gain nothing if you fail. There’s no emotional satisfaction for them if your attempts at having your life together completely bite the dust. In fact, they stand to benefit if things work out for you! And chances are, they’ll be completely happy to take $20 a month from you over getting $0 a month from you, your account will be considered current because you’ve talked to them and made an agreement, you won’t get reported to a collections agency, and your credit score won’t completely tank.

Here’s some helpful tips to keep in mind:

1. Be polite. Don’t demand things; request them. Let me tell you about how customer service people hold your life in their hands and how many extra miles they’ll go for someone who is nice to them.

2. Stick to the facts, and keep them minimal unless asked for them. Chances are they’re not really interested in the details. “We had several family emergencies in a row, and now I’m having trouble making the payments” is better than “Well, two months ago my husband wrecked his bike, and then he had a reaction to the muscle relaxer they gave him, and then our dog swallowed a shoestring and we had to take him to the emergency clinic, and just last week MY car broke down, and now my account’s in the negatives and I don’t know how I’m gonna get it back out.” The person you’re talking to is aware shit happens to everyone; they don’t need the details to prove you’re somehow “worthy” of being helped. They may ask you for details at a certain point if they have to fill out any kind of request form, but let them do that.

3. Ask questions. “Is there anything we can do about X?” “Would it be possible to move my payment date to Y day instead so it’s not coming out of the same paycheck as my rent?” The answer may be “no.” That’s not a failure on your part. But a good customer service person may have an alternate solution. 

Anyway! I hope that helps! Don’t just assume the answer is “no” before you’ve even begun. There is more help out there than you ever imagined.

one of the most influential things i’ve learned in dbt is to change “but” into “and.” so instead of saying, “i know you feel that way, but i feel this way,” try saying, “i know you feel that way, and i feel this way.” by doing that, you are validating the other person’s opinions and emotions as well as viewing them as an equal.

My advice to you is that if you wanna do something totally different and reinvent a little part of yourself but you’re afraid people will think you’re trying too hard: just do it anyway.

In high school there was a girl who wore heels every single day and I was so envious. I wanted to wear heels but I was a huge tomboy growing up and no one thought of me as feminine and I was worried people would think I was being “fake,” or trying too hard.

But one day I wore a pair and I got a lot of remarks, not all of them nice. And then I wore another and another until one day a girl said to me “I wish I could wear heels like you and [the girl I envied] but I couldn’t pull it off.”

And I realized I’d become known for wearing heels and it was just a thing I did now and nobody questioned it.

I know this is such a small thing but I have held on to this lesson throughout my young adulthood because it’s proven true again and again with bigger things like my career and my sexuality

When you first step out of the idea of yourself other people have accepted or invented and express a part of you that they don’t know, it’s scary. People like to think they know you you, and challenging their perception of you threatens them.

That doesn’t mean you don’t deserve to express who you are.

You’re not fake or trying too hard just because you decide to share a new side of yourself!!!

🌸 100 calorie spaghetti 🌸

Hey guys c:

I thought I’d share my recipe for spaghetti in tomato sauce with you which I’m absolutely in love with. I can finally enjoy some spaghetti without regretti (I’m sorry).

I hope you enjoy it as well!

It makes one serving and it’s only 98 calories in total!

Ingredients

200g shirataki noodles (you can get those in Asian supermarkets) ~19 kcal

5g garlic ~7 kcal

70g onion ~20 kcal

200g diced tomatoes ~50 kcal

some seasoning (I added salt, pepper, chili, frozen basil & parsley) ~2 kcal

Instruction

Rinse your shirataki noodles and put them into a non-stick frying pan. Don’t add anything else yet, we want to dry the noodles a bit to get rid of their rubber-ish texture.

In the meantime you can dice the onions and mince the garlic.

When the noodles start to shrink, you can add the garlic and the onions. Stir it from time to time and be careful to not burn them!

I usually take half of the tomatoes and blend them with an immersion blender so the sauce will be a bit creamier. I then mix the diced tomatoes and the blended ones together and add the seasoning.

When the onions start to turn a bit yellow/brown-ish you can add the sauce.

Let it cook for about 4 minutes and you’re done!

I hope you guys enjoy the recipe as well! I also made a 100 calorie stir-fry recipe.

Your needs matter.

More self love quotes here.

Nothing fancy here, it’s just some sketches. Funfact, the Ennard sketch is based off of a personal headcannon of mine. It’s from the fake Sister Location ending (the one with Ennard coming toward you as you watch The Immortal and the Restless). My headcannon is that during the fake ending, Michael took pity on Ennard and he took him, the Minireena’s and even the Bidybabs home. He fixed Ennard up as best as he could and Michael helped him and the Bidy’s/Mini’s find a place to live at a burger joint that was looking for a way to entertain it’s costumers like Freddy’s but couldn’t afford to pay or rent out animatronics. 

The crying child picture is based on this one be Doloresman: https://uhoh-howunfortunate.tumblr.com/post/187653539253/doloresman-sketching-because-im-stressing

Follow @studentlifeproblems for more student memes! 

https://www.instagram.com/p/BuOhWHRATcL

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

https://www.instagram.com/p/BiHSM06nSbd/

Han Jisung is such an inspo

His waist is so tiny