Logic

What is heavier? A 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers?

The answer is the feathers.

200 pounds of bricks is just a bunch of bricks, but if you try to carry 200 pounds of feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.

My safe foods 🌺🍯

Feel free to add your safe foods! For me, it’s:

- lemon water 🍋💦

- coffee w/ cinnamon ☕️

- boiled eggs 🥚

- tomatoes 🍅

- Diet Coke ofc

- chicken w/ salad

- greens! (like cucumber, spinach, kale, lettuce etc) 🥒

- non fat yogurt

- tangerines 🍊

- strawberries 🍓 (they are so yummy and have negative calories!!!!!)

- green tea! 🍵

- salmon 🍣

Intentional misspellings and unusual handling of words is one of my favorite “minor” memes tbh I love it so much. Here are some of my all time favorites:

▪ Replacing “ck” with “cc” (ie. succ, thicc)

▪ Replacing “t” with “d” and vice-versa (ie. gotdamn,shid,blocket)

▪ Just… every kind of weird variation you can do with the word “fuck” (ie. fuckening, fucky)

▪ Weird jumbling of curse words that somewhat resemble something coherent (ie. mother fuck of a shit, shut the hell your mouth)

▪ Replacing a vowel in a word with another (ie. borger)

REMEMBER:

Food is fuel, nothing else.

You eat to stay alive, not to enjoy it.

person: you’re pretty cool!

me: oh my god prepare to be very disappointed

All the Ontario anti-theft program did for me was...

1) Make me hate our religion based laws/country even more 2) Say “fuck it. I’m learning to hack/code. If I’m gonna be charged the same with a pack of gum as a $5000 LV purse… Go big or go home. I have all the clothes and purses I’ll ever need. Let’s go steal some government data next".

The Story (I got caught) -Theft under $5000

Strap in kids, this is a long one.

So I skip my class at 4:30 (I should have just gone…lol) to go to the mall that is pretty close to the mall I had my class at (the place I go to for DBT, rents space from the mall). I am beyond fucked at this point (coked up, high on weed, and slightly tipsy.. a winning combo for lifting) but I decide to hit my fave store anyway (it’s literally at every mall in my province..). I go up to the men’s section and go to town selecting a TON (also, don’t take as much as I did from 1 store..) of larger sized items from the Ralph Lauren section. I begin to do my usual detagging on the floor (away from cams), nothing is sus. There’s some old guys selecting shirts but I didn’t see the plain clothed LP. I make my way downstairs and out to the exit where my car is located. Suddenly, I turn around and see a guy walking up to me and I froze. He announces he’s LP and wants me to come back inside; I co-operate (if you ever want me to do something, give me coke..) Plus I was basically at my car. I’m too out of shape to drop and run, and if I dropped shit & if I ran & got in my car in my car later, I figured the cops would show up to my parents house based on the plates (can’t have that. I’m already on rocky fences with so many parking tickets).

KEEP IN MIND I SURVEIL MY SURROUNDINGS BEFORE I LEAVE!! I DONNO WHERE THIS FUCKER CAME FROM!!

We go into his office and he begins to ask me why I took this stuff. Being non-binary, I explained I wanted more masculine clothing for when I start my transition. Oddly enough, the cop & LP asked why I had sports bras? I guess I either passed well, or homies donno about binding (cop did.. but that’s another paragraph)??! Reading the shit about magnets on here had me sketched. When he wasn’t looking, I grabbed the magnet from my bra and dropped it down the back of my pants. Then kinda manuevered it from my butt crack to my vag, then up inside. If you looked at me, you’d probably think I was adjusting my thong or something. Smooth fucking operator. After some questioning about my motives and level of remorse (apparently I wasn’t remorseful enough for the cop??), and filling out some legal papers, the LP asks me if I had a magnet to remove the tags. I told him “Nooo! I just kinda tore the sensor apart”. Hehe. Vagina magnet, ftw. The cop then asks me to go with him in his cruiser so he can check my car for other stolen goods?!

At this point I’m freaking out. I send him on a wild goose chase for my car, hoping he’d just give up. But homie says, “One more chance. One more guess, or you’re going to jail tonight”. I immediately think, “well, guess I’m fucked either way”, so I direct him to the lot my car is in.

After a talk about trans issues, he goes to my car and looks for the weed I told him I left inside, as well as my grinder & bong. He only shines a light into my car, and seemed to only grab the weed I mentioned (I told him everything he’d find in my car besides the coke and alcoholic drink)He let’s me keep my bong, but takes my weed and grinder. I am SO lucky he didn’t open the OJuice container or go through my wallet where my coke was. I would have got dinged with a DUI. He even told me, “if I find something harder than weed, you’re fucked”.

Soooo yeah…. that was my experience tonight. Hopefully this was in depth enough that you learned from my stupidity.

I have a promise to appear in a month where I find out what is gonna happen. Only got charged on the theft, nothing else. Bless me. Hopefully, all I’ll have to do is community service (which I frigging love to do anyway). I mean, the dude I was seeing last year got busted for dealing drugs and only got community service… Why not me?? THINGS I DID WRONG:

~get too cocky (I’ve lifted $20,000 + without getting caught)

~wearing heavy boots & couldn’t run

lifting under the influence

~parking too close to an exit (like literally 3 spots deep. Im so dumb)

~not dressing for the area (went to a richish area, did not look the part)

~went in without my purse/wallet/ID (Purse would have helped me blend in. Probably looked weird when I came in with just my coat)

~entered the store from outside with my coat off (it was coat weather, but I was overheating on coke so I immediately looked unnatural for the weather/day)

90% sure I hit this store last week and lifted like $4XX in Calvin/RL jeans (I can’t remember.. I was high on weed/tipsy and I don’t remember the locations I hit last week (REMEMBER THEM. WRITE THEM DOWN IF YOU HAVE TO!!) vary your stores. Hell I haven’t hit my hometown location in a month and still heard “Security scan section 1” today… ahhh karma)

THINGS I DID RIGHT:

~Co-operate

~was (somewhat) honest about my reason for lifting

~added personal issues to complicate my story (ones I used are; family life, transition, homelessness, mental health/disability)

~was (somewhat) honest with the cop about other items in the vehicle & their location(s)

~unknowingly left my weed out in the open, which served as a great distraction to hide the alcoholic drink/coke

~put my magnet up my mother fucking vag!!

Formatting though… fuck that

hi! i didn’t know where to go and i do not know how to google search this without it being a flag for someone else? even though it’s not. so like, idk let’s try tumblr.

i’ve been really struggling to find the energy for anything lately. it really doesn’t matter what i do or take. caffeine definitely doesn’t seem to help (i’m a fan of sugar free red bull and black coffee), and i can barely pick up my body some days.

if anyone sees this and could suggest something that may help (maybe even just a lil bit), i’d really appreciate it!

♡my currently favourite thinspo♡

Reasons I’m not binging ✨❤️

💕 to walk against the wind and not be scared of it outlining my tiny waist

💕 to go to school in a tight fitting uniform smelling good with my nails, hair and makeup done. I will turn others heads. My skin will glow, wearing only mascara, moisturiser and lip balm.

💕 to not change my outfit 15 times before giving up and wearing an oversized shirt and shorts.

💕 To have a thinner face. Accentuated cheek bones, sharp jawline and not having chubby cheeks that bunch when I smile.

💕 Wearing tiny singlets without showing my armpit fat clumping underneath the straps. It looks disgusting.

💕 Having a beautiful side profile - I see myself in photos and feel like vomiting. My terrible posture worsens my already fat body; bulging stomach, legs, arms and loose skin hugging my chin.

💕 To come out. I don’t want to come out as bi until I’m thin and beautiful, and girls won’t be uncomfortable around me because I’m not ugly and fat.

💕 To walk around the mall in sneakers, denim shorts and a black crop top showing my thin body and girls and boys admiring me.

💕 Not feeling invisible at school. Boys crushing on me. Hot boys. Girls crushing on me. Teachers being surprised when I get straight As while looking so beautiful and thin.

💕 Acting sexually to people attracted to me. Flirting, messing around, making out, etc. could never at my size right now.

💕 getting Instagram and posting beautiful photos of myself and friends in tiny tops and shorts.

💕 being friends with boys. Boys don’t want to be friends with girls unless they are a little attracted to them.