Whattup I’m Jared I’m 19 And I Never Learned How To Gain Any Goddamn Self Control.

Whattup I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never learned how to gain any goddamn self control.

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4 years ago

Has anyone of your characters committed tax evasion?

Yes. Definitely. I would say 4 of my characters, for sure. I’ll list them in order of severity:

Sid [TINR] - Tax evasion by ignorance. Didn’t feel like doing his taxes, forgot about it, and paid the price later. He learned his lesson.

Mason [TPOF] - Lives off the grid. Has never paid taxes in his life. According to the government, he doesn’t exist.

Ren [ BTD2 ] - Commits both tax evasion by not paying his own taxes, and fraudulently files Strade’s taxes [ obviously lying about income sources etc ]

Derek [ TPOF ] - While he’s still ‘under his dad’s thumb’ financially, he has been raised and trained to evade taxes via offshore accounts and bullshit ‘charity contributions’. A classic wall street leech.

4 years ago
They Usually Played Together In Groups Of Two Or Three, I Was Covered In Glitter, I Smelled Like Birthday

They usually played together in groups of two or three, I was covered in glitter, I smelled like birthday cake.

5 years ago

PUMPKIN CHEESECAKE DESSERT RECIPE 102.5 CALS

1/2 box sugar free cheesecake pudding mix (50)

1 cup unsweetened almond milk (30)

61g pumpkin (22.5)

Make the pudding according to instructions on box 10 minutes ahead of time.

Put pumpkin in a mug, add 2 packets of stevia or sugar free sweetener, cinnamon or pumpkin pie spice to taste, and 0 calorie spray butter to taste. Microwave for 45 seconds. Take out and mix.

Let cool, add pudding on top of pumpkin. I’m a fatass so I had 2 servings of this but at 200 cals, I’m not feeling too awful about it lmaoooo. Berries or fat free cool whip on top is also nice, and you can eat it layered like that or mix it together! It’s all delicious and SUGAR FREE

4 years ago
Your Needs Matter.

Your needs matter.

More self love quotes here.

4 years ago

My ED and I looking in the mirror at my body for the last time before bed:

My ED And I Looking In The Mirror At My Body For The Last Time Before Bed:
5 years ago

🌙 Questions to ask yourself before you eat it 💫

☄️ Am I going to be happy with myself if I eat this?

☄️ Am I really hungry? Or am I bored?

☄️ Did I plan on eating this food today?

☄️ Will this food nourish my body in a healthy way?

☄️ Will eating this food break my rules?

☄️ Will I have another opportunity to eat the same food another day?

🌟I make sure I ask myself these questions everytime before I eat and if I get one wrong answer I decide not to eat it. This has helped me stop binge eating because it makes me aware of what I’m actually doing. 🌟

Stay safe lovely’s 🤍

5 years ago

Y'all, I think I found THE SHIT.

So basically, my cousin has always had issues with his weight and he recently bought this tea, right? A month or two later and he's lost so much weight that he's actually underweight now and doesn't even have much of an appetite.

My whole family is joking about how he's a walking ad for that tea, so I'm getting some soon and I will tell y'all if it works and how it works.

The name of the tea is something like yerba mate.

4 years ago

you’re allowed to settle for a calm life, despite people on social media making it seem like you should do all these adventurous things. you don’t have to travel far and wide in order to be happy. you don’t have to have an amazing career in order to be proud of who you are and your life. live your life the way you want to, calm lives are good. a calm life is what i’m aiming for.

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