Nothing Fancy Here, It’s Just Some Sketches. Funfact, The Ennard Sketch Is Based Off Of A Personal

My safe foods 🌺🍯

Feel free to add your safe foods! For me, it’s:

- lemon water 🍋💦

- coffee w/ cinnamon ☕️

- boiled eggs 🥚

- tomatoes 🍅

- Diet Coke ofc

- chicken w/ salad

- greens! (like cucumber, spinach, kale, lettuce etc) 🥒

- non fat yogurt

- tangerines 🍊

- strawberries 🍓 (they are so yummy and have negative calories!!!!!)

- green tea! 🍵

- salmon 🍣

M r K r a b s

List of food w it’s calorie

Got this from thefitnesschef_ on IG, go ahead to their account for more.

Chicas

Do you want to look delicate?

Do you want to look lovely in a dress? To have your bones visible? Do you want to always be the skinniest in the room and feel the looks of jealousy of your looks?

Maybe that's not what you want. Maybe what you really want is to be fat. To eat five slices of pizza and binge on the ice cream you got on the fridge just waiting for you.

Well the choice is your, really. But you know you can't have both.

Quick question, do u think strade would repect the quarantine or do you think he's the asshole that still goes to the bar to kidnap ppl

Strade does absolutely NOT respect the quarantine. Not even CLOSE. This man is not afraid of death, disease, or government dominion. He doesn’t give a single fuck. Supposed to stay indoors? Watch this prick go outside and start gardening. Home depot closed? Watch this dickhole hang around outside. He fears no Covid-19, not after the shit he’s seen and done. He hangs around in a filthy fucking basement ripping people infected with God knows what apart for FUN. If he hasn’t caught it by now, he doesn’t give a shit.

In fact, this asshole is probably stocking up on toilet paper at the local supermart and then trying to sell it to unsuspecting victims on some shady internet market place to lure them back to some abandoned alleyway to make shit simple for himself. He might have been worried at first, since quarantines mean that people are staying in their homes and we all know he’s not a home invader, but with how many people have been openly defying the quarantine and panicking and what not, he’s probably out here having the time of his life. 

After all, things tend to get pretty hectic in a pandemic. You’ve been pretty busy working from home and keeping safe. How long has it been since you last talked to your friend? Days? Weeks? Only the Gods and Strade know.

He can, however, also be spotted outside “socially distancing” with the other neighborhood dadbods who ‘aren’t afraid’ when he’s not busy taking advantage of this state of affairs.

You are. Epilogue 03

Just keeping that story going!

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