Wait. You Mean To Tell Me They Named A Animal "pee Cock?" 🤨

Actually, all of my systems are nervous

My wife: My beautiful wife! My amazing, brilliant, beautiful, perfect wife! I'd die for her. God she's perfect.

Me: dumbass (affectionate)

Nothing like the horror of realizing your middle school writing is forever on the internet. Anywho. Moving right along.

You never realize how much 6 pounds of something really is until you have to pick up 6 pounds of banana bread from the post office

Love is action

Love is action

Love is action

Love is action

Love is action

The Tuesday despair is upon me

Lolita is not a love story.

Love is so visceral. I can feel it in my bones, my organs, my skin. I can feel it hang in the wind. I breathe it in, I breathe it out.

Maybe everything will be alright after all.

I think I’d be a good krill. I’d kick ass at being a krill

Cute first date discussion idea!

Which of the 7 deadly sins do you feel most applies to you :)