Cute First Date Discussion Idea!

And why do I remember it? It wasn't remarkable. It wasn't special. It was just a moment, maybe eight, nine seconds. And yet it remains. Why is this what I remember? I forget everything. My memory is hazy and foggy. I can't think straight. It's so hard for me. I try so hard to remember things I need. Things I want. Things I love. Why can't I forget this? Why do I cling to it?

Hey, there’s always next year, right?

damn. Severe bummer inDEED y'all

damn. Severe bummer

I think I'm going to have a little ✨menty b✨

The car is rattling. It's subtle; you wouldn't notice it if it wasn't your car. You've been driving it for years. You turn the music up louder and try not to worry.

The check engine light is on.

Remember. Any room can be a guest room if you put your guests there.

Remember, the most important thing is to do all your tasks with a scowl :)

*my assistant runs on stage, whispering frantically* wait- what. Oh- a SMILE do it with a SMILE- WAIT A SMI-

The Tuesday despair is upon me

After all, do they not bleed?

It is a luxury to have a parent whom you will one day mourn