Love Is So Visceral. I Can Feel It In My Bones, My Organs, My Skin. I Can Feel It Hang In The Wind. I

I wonder if you miss me

On a related note, I think that the pepper jack cheese is getting spicier.

After all, do they not bleed?

Thank you for loving me like your own.

Anything can be a UFO if you're bad at identifying flying objects

Thank you to everyone who participated in my study. For your troubles, I can offer you two Tylenol, and a piece of gum.

Lolita is not a love story.

Few things match the horror of when you google something and the first thing that comes up is "Scholarly articles for..."

Like babe I'm just trying to study for my organic exam, you gotta give me the baby version

You know, as you become an adult, you will face many new and unexpected challenges. This can be a really scary experience. What do I do when my can opener rusts? I didn’t know this was a possibility.

She likes me 'cause I'm bad (went through a roundabout at 30 mph instead of the speed limit of 25)