I Think I’d Be A Good Krill. I’d Kick Ass At Being A Krill

coyote-fever

2 years ago

Anything can be a UFO if you're bad at identifying flying objects

Tags

birds planes the possibilities are endless frisbees normal bees

1 note View Post

coyote-fever

1 year ago

Be patient.

Tags

I’m trying it’s so hard but GOD

1 note View Post

coyote-fever

1 year ago

Beautiful women named ⚠️HAIL WARNING⚠️ keep messaging me

1 note View Post

coyote-fever

1 year ago

I miss her

1 note View Post

coyote-fever

5 months ago

Remember, the most important thing is to do all your tasks with a scowl :)

*my assistant runs on stage, whispering frantically* wait- what. Oh- a SMILE do it with a SMILE- WAIT A SMI-

Tags

its too late anywho the audience has already left happy scowling my friends this is regarding the task my father has given me

3 notes View Post

coyote-fever

11 months ago

Girlhood is turning your cellular hotspot on in the Taco Bell parking lot so your friend can order the Taco Bell Cheez-it Box

Tags

I also got the Zaxby’s Mr Beast box

1 note View Post

coyote-fever

2 years ago

Keep your head up, my dear

1 note View Post

coyote-fever

6 months ago

I love living alone because I can laugh as loud as I want

Tags

my beautiful wife god i love my wife she makes me smile so much

2 notes View Post

coyote-fever

2 years ago

I am so fucking proud of you

1 note View Post

coyote-fever

2 years ago

It is a luxury to have a parent whom you will one day mourn

2 notes View Post

I Think I’d Be A Good Krill. I’d Kick Ass At Being A Krill

More Posts from Coyote-fever and Others