The Tuesday Despair Is Upon Me

Actually, all of my systems are nervous

My wife: My beautiful wife! My amazing, brilliant, beautiful, perfect wife! I'd die for her. God she's perfect.

Me: dumbass (affectionate)

One gone, one dead, one cruel. Where does that leave me?

It was a gift from my sister

I hope you know how much I love you.

You never realize how much 6 pounds of something really is until you have to pick up 6 pounds of banana bread from the post office

Remember ladies. Any burrito can be a breakfast burrito if you eat it for breakfast

Wait. You mean to tell me they named a animal "pee cock?" 🤨

Nothing like the horror of realizing your middle school writing is forever on the internet. Anywho. Moving right along.

I'm in the club (coffee shop), high off perc (decaf coffee), with some shades (blue light glasses) on

Tatted up (smeared ink from notetaking), mini skirt (old hoodie), with my j's (hiking boots) on