Love Is Action

There's a little border collie who lives in my head. She's very smart, but very restless. If she is not kept busy, she starts chewing up all my furniture.

Subway has no right to smell that good

Anything can be a UFO if you're bad at identifying flying objects

There’s no ache like hometown ache

Get crazy with the cheese whiz!

Take it from me, an adult: FIBER IS IMPORTANT

Fighting my inner demons (I want to eat pudding for breakfast)

Did you know that if you pay attention in class you'll understand better (I will not be learning from my mistakes)

Be patient.

You never realize how much 6 pounds of something really is until you have to pick up 6 pounds of banana bread from the post office