*whips Out A Magicians Cape* And For My Next Trick, I Will Commit FUCKING ARSON.
*whips out a magicians cape* and for my next trick, I will commit FUCKING ARSON.
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Forgot to mention that while I still worked at McDonald's I met the night Manager.
I looked this poor man dead in his eyes, shook his hand, and said "Cheesed to meet you".
My brother in Christ,
What?
reblog to let him know that you love him
Yeah. I did it. And I'd do it again. I will. Be afraid.
My sibling @bugishere gave me permission to post the body pillow design she made me for my bday so yeah. I'm normal about it. Under readmore because frankly, I think if I got suddenly jumpscared by this thing I'd actually fucking die.
There used to be a butcher shop a five minute walk up the street from my house. To communicate how important that is, there is nothing else five minutes from my house.
There is nothing for at least fifteen minutes from my house.
If that butcher shop was still there I could walk up the street and buy a sausage and it would take me five minutes.
But it isn't, so I can't.
Why am I alive at this point, if I can't even walk five minutes and get a sausage.
Y'ALL
YOU CAN NOT TELL ME THESE AREN'T THE SAME GUY
IT'S FUCKING TRÈS BIEN???
I just got a job at McDonald's. When do I get to meet the clown?
if you’re ever losing an argument hit’em with the “you want me.”
I think they should make a fighting game where all of the characters are from the public domain
onlinedipshit87: Honestly beef stew isnt even that good
-15 relations with race: dwarves
-25 relations with race: orcs
-500 relations with race: halflings
Race: Halflings now see you as a mortal enemy. You will be attacked on sight in halfling settlements
