when you wake up to a mouth full of skin.
I need to learn to account for the buoyancy of grapes.
R
Remy Ratatouille???
Say something poignant, and then we'll talk.
I'm so flippin tired of having to wait my turn to kill people
Ghosts?
In your room you say?
it's ok to keep secrets, everybody has some skeletons in the closet. Wraiths in the attic. Ghosts in the bedroom. Mummy in the kitchen. Enchanted armor on the stairs. Slimes in the basement. Maybe a giant spider in the backyard. Beholder or two in the garage. Vampires are also in the closet
Yeah I'm taken,
Taken a shit.
Let's go
Imaginary Ornithology, Estelle Hanania
I AM NOW IN SEARCH OF AN ENEMY TO INEVITABLY FALL IN LOVE WITH BY THE END OF THE BOOK. PLEASE APPLY ASAP AS I AM DOING VERY WELL IN MY CASTLE WITH MY VAST AMOUNTS OF WEALTH AND I DESIRE TO SPICE THINGS UP FOR PLOT REASONS.
AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! I was AT WORK!!! And this lady KNOCKED ON THE DOOR!!! But I DIDN'T HEAR HER!!! Because I was TOO BUSY!!! DRAWING!!! HABIT TITTIES!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Yeah??? What about it???
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