Ah, But Is It A Crime To Free Just One?

Once I get my medication it's over for you hoes

Y'ALL

YOU CAN NOT TELL ME THESE AREN'T THE SAME GUY

IT'S FUCKING TRÈS BIEN???

Crebit or Dedit?

basira. barista. basira barista. basirrarista

No, 'cause THAT sounds like a Harry Potter spell.

motheren fuckeren

See, this actually makes a lot of sense, because if you think about it... Shrimps is bugs.

mer!Naruto vers

Day 27.

kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper”

no you cant.  you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper.  i didnt even read the sparknotes and i barely skimmed the wikipedia and you gave me an A.  you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies

Yeah. I did it. And I'd do it again. I will. Be afraid.

My sibling @bugishere gave me permission to post the body pillow design she made me for my bday so yeah. I'm normal about it. Under readmore because frankly, I think if I got suddenly jumpscared by this thing I'd actually fucking die.

AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! I was AT WORK!!! And this lady KNOCKED ON THE DOOR!!! But I DIDN'T HEAR HER!!! Because I was TOO BUSY!!! DRAWING!!! HABIT TITTIES!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

I was going to say something but i don't think anything can top that

list of sentences that convinced people to jump into an aqueduct