I Just Got A Job At McDonald's. When Do I Get To Meet The Clown?

[picking at my scabs] heehee hoohoo texture be gone. surely there will be no repercussions

Can we get...??? The screen cap??? Or???

coupled with like. you know how in mandy there’s that scene where she walks out of the water and he looks at her through the fire and the only look we get at her is from the neck up and she looks like this gaunt and kind of grotesque and incredibly beautiful otherwordly thing with one enormous throbbing eye. and you’re like oh he loves her.

The outside smells like cigarettes,

The change rooms smell like man sweat,

The back smells like Doritos,

The doors all smell like cleaner,

And I am alone.

YES!!!! NEIL!!!!!

You all know what tomorrow is

We were cleaning the python's tank and I was holding him, and he went up my shirt, and needless to say, snake in boobs.

I cannot explain to you how much more immensely fun work would be if I could play Skyrim while I was there. "But that wouldn't be work" you say, nay, I would still be working, I would just not be bored when I'm not having to talk to people. It's a small difference. But it makes all the difference.

In conclusion I want my work to provide me with a gaming setup.

Just in case you've never seen a monkey run …… （a monkey in qianling mountain黔灵山 in china)

He was gay. He came back from the dead, but also he was gay.