Y'all Get It

you wanna end my reign of terror so bad it makes you look stupid

Just got called crippled at work???

disney concept art: the most beautiful dynamic original thing i have ever seen

disney finished project: rubber same face minimalism regurgitated plots 

Me to my coworker: I'm sorry Gillian, but i really don't want you watch me eat soup and put on ointment like the old lady i am.

My coworker: :(

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

Finally, someone gets it.

🤔 much to think about

IN A WORLD WHERE BEAUTY AND ATTRACTIVENESS HAVE BECOME SO COMMONPLACE AND MUNDANE THE EXCEPTIONAL UGLINESS HAS BECOME DIVINE

Fuck the military, all my homies hate the military.

I hate the military 💓! Hugs and kisses!

It's over for you hoes

Once I get my medication it's over for you hoes

My desk/table is stationed right next to the bathroom at my work. Needless to say,

I AM SO TIRED OF LISTENING TO PEOPLE PEE.